Have you lost your job due to Corona Virus? Need a CV?

Electric Earth · Post by **Electric Earth** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:05 am

Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly is the difference that makes paying a hefty sum worth it rather than doing your own? What do they do that makes it so over the top that you get a job? I used to manage and look through C.V.s, and there are certainly some bad ones, but I don't think I ever saw one that just Wowed me and made me hire someone. I wasn't hiring business professionals, though, so maybe there's a difference there?

Just for shits, here's mine. Try not to roast me too hard. I genuinely don't know - is this garbage compared to what a professional would produce, or is it alright? Or as I said, maybe the paid C.V. is more of a business professional thing and it wouldn't make a difference for a "regular working guy" sort of person? I don't get paying someone a lot to make one, but maybe it's just over my head?

Marty · Post by **Marty** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:04 am

rozzieoz wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:54 pm The offer is there if anyone wants my help. It’s not compulsory.

I move to make Rozzieoz's offer compulsory. Anyone second my motion?

SternAAlbifrons · Post by **SternAAlbifrons** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:10 am

Only if she slips in the "slight exaggerations" we all insist upon for this kind of thing

rozzieoz · Post by **rozzieoz** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:11 am

Electric Earth my product is about the words and the writing, not the layout.

If you’d like an appraisal please email me, I’m not going to get into a discussion here about my process.

Post by **Username Taken** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:19 am

Roz, you might be better off targeting people in Oz. Something like a million potential customers for you now this week. Whirlpool forums, or something.
(Yeah, ok, none of my business. Sorry)

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:47 am

Electric Earth wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:05 am Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly is the difference that makes paying a hefty sum worth it rather than doing your own? What do they do that makes it so over the top that you get a job? I used to manage and look through C.V.s, and there are certainly some bad ones, but I don't think I ever saw one that just Wowed me and made me hire someone. I wasn't hiring business professionals, though, so maybe there's a difference there?

Just for shits, here's mine. Try not to roast me too hard. I genuinely don't know - is this garbage compared to what a professional would produce, or is it alright? Or as I said, maybe the paid C.V. is more of a business professional thing and it wouldn't make a difference for a "regular working guy" sort of person? I don't get paying someone a lot to make one, but maybe it's just over my head?

Quote ] Try not to roast me too hard.

Well I think you certainly need to throw that CV away and get a professional one done by rozz.

For a start ,Why are you only showing the last ten years of your working life , and you have had 4 jobs in that time. That's only long enough to learn how to sweep the floor and make the bosses coffee before you were fired in each job.

Why only one page ? Where are the Certificates, Degrees from your school that you went to. That is assuming you did go to school and kindergarten. Do you have any personal references from the Company, Business or person that hired you. :stir:

atst · Post by **atst** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:03 am

Why do you academics alway feel the need to outdo each other

SternAAlbifrons · Post by **SternAAlbifrons** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:04 am

Should i put in "Top Bloke"?

ps, its a lie but it seems to cover a multitude of sins, omissions and deficits

YouTube · Post by **General Mackevili** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:08 am

Electric Earth wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:05 am Forgive my ignorance, but what exactly is the difference that makes paying a hefty sum worth it rather than doing your own? What do they do that makes it so over the top that you get a job? I used to manage and look through C.V.s, and there are certainly some bad ones, but I don't think I ever saw one that just Wowed me and made me hire someone. I wasn't hiring business professionals, though, so maybe there's a difference there?

Just for shits, here's mine. Try not to roast me too hard. I genuinely don't know - is this garbage compared to what a professional would produce, or is it alright? Or as I said, maybe the paid C.V. is more of a business professional thing and it wouldn't make a difference for a "regular working guy" sort of person? I don't get paying someone a lot to make one, but maybe it's just over my head?

Nice CV, imho. Personally, for starters, everywhere it says 'XXXX and bartender,' I would just delete the 'bartender', as the last thing I'd be looking for in an English teacher is to be reminded that they used to work in a bar serving drinks. 'Manager' and 'server' would have been just fine. But really, I think that's a good looking CV. You're probably already towards the top of the stack of CVs sitting on a director's desk because you have a Cambridge CELTA.

Also, I assume you weren't keen on hiring the people with the 'bad ones,' so surely all those people who got looked over and didn't get the job (and the income) would have benefited greatly by getting a professional to do it.

Your CV is often your first impression before your first impression, so whether you get a professional to do it or not, it better be damn good.

xX.TROPA.Xx · Post by **xX.TROPA.Xx** » Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:16 am

Hey guys,
I work as an accounts coordinator for a large logistics company based in Malaysia last year I cleared over $400,000 like most I'm not working at the moment and would be more then happy to do CV and or Resumes for anyone free of charge.
Regards,

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