Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

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Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by Garry.Crabtree » Sat Jun 21, 2014 2:47 pm

Don’t get me wrong, I like a laugh and even to make light at some important moments in life, but come on Clarkson are you fucking nuts?

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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by Kung-fu Hillbilly » Sat Jun 21, 2014 3:11 pm

Trevor Noah's Mandela impersonation

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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by flying chicken » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:09 pm

Garry.Crabtree wrote:Don’t get me wrong, I like a laugh and even to make light at some important moments in life, but come on Clarkson are you fucking nuts?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 51404.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by flying chicken » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:21 pm

Let me ask another dumb question to the dumb Americans and others. Why are there 13 arrows on the eagle's foot in the one dollar' bills. Because the founding father i.e George Washington isnt ignorant, as he discovered wisdomfrom the natives.
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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by flying chicken » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:28 pm

Why the arrow on an eagle' feet you may ask. According to the legend, the native gave the white an arrow and its easily broke in half, so do 2 and 3 and 4. So the natives gave them more than 10 arrows, this time the white man couldnt break it. I am just guessing this shit, maybe thats where term coined "united we stand, divided we fall"
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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by ali baba » Sat Jun 21, 2014 8:45 pm

Is it possible to ban flying chicken from posting outside of asinine arena?
He is completely random.
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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by flying chicken » Sat Jun 21, 2014 9:12 pm

Ok man. you sound like a young punk with a dildo in a purse. PM is for gay people.
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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by General Mackevili » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:07 am

flying chicken wrote:Ok man. you sound like a young punk with a dildo in a purse. PM is for gay people.
Can you at least attempt to stay slightly on topic while posting outside the Asinine Arena? That would be great.
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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by Hotdigr » Sun Jun 22, 2014 1:43 am

lol, I missed his randomness. Sometimes he's just like a....well.... a chicken with its head cut off! Bless you chook, you always make me laugh! :beer1:
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Re: Have you ever had a lap dance Mr Mandela?

Post by flying chicken » Sun Jun 22, 2014 4:12 pm

General Mackevili wrote:
flying chicken wrote:Ok man. you sound like a young punk with a dildo in a purse. PM is for gay people.
Can you at least attempt to stay slightly on topic while posting outside the Asinine Arena? That would be great.


Thank to you I got 5 good karma points decreased by ali baba.
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