Going home in a box (or urn)
Re: Going home in a box (or urn)
Hello, i have see your text, and i have problem too with allison monkhouse.
Have you an email for discuting with you.
I would like have more information.
Sorry for my english. I am French
Have you an email for discuting with you.
I would like have more information.
Sorry for my english. I am French
- Ghostwriter
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Re: Going home in a box (or urn)
Bury me then plant a tree over me, i'll be home, as i am from this planet.
Any other option would be a waste of money & time
Any other option would be a waste of money & time
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I always thought that burning is a good option, because ashes are less cumbersome. HOWEVER, incinerating humans may be going out of fashion due to global air pollution, climate change etc. Not sure what the experts say on this.Ghostwriter wrote: ↑Wed Jun 15, 2022 11:22 pm Bury me then plant a tree over me, i'll be home, as i am from this planet.
Any other option would be a waste of money & time
I think I heard something about composting your body as the next new eco-friendly way to dispose of oneself when the time comes ?
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Easy choice if your not rich or famous , or have peeps who care
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Re: Going home in a box (or urn)
Yes there is.
- Jerry Atrick
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Lol, this chick was totally the undertakers wife at the timecambolisa wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:38 am Humans can't make mistakes? I'm sure all of the expats on this forum are angelic and free from faults?
You should check out their FB page and see the reviews written about them so far....pretty good stuff.
https://www.facebook.com/pg/Osborn-Fune ... e_internal
On the other hand check out what the other funeral service provider for expats (Allison/Monkhouse) has to offer by taking a glance at their FB page:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/John-All ... 9001399705
Nothing.....no pictures......no reviews.....no professional effort whatsoever. That's how much Allison/Monkhouse cares
Speaking from experience in having gone through the death of a loved one here and attending the so called funeral "services" of Allison Monkhouse....administered by that fat bastard Hans Rutten who oversaw the cremation of my friend by burning him along with the daily garbage (yes you read that right!! Hans Rutten burned my friend along with GARBAGE!!! IT WAS HORRIFYING!!) and charged my friend's family for things and services that they did not actually provide (the "transportation/removal fee" ($250) was paid directly to the police by my friend's girlfriend.....my friend's family got an invoice from Rutten charging them $250 for removal/transportation.) Rutten/Monkhouse are nothing better than inhuman crooks!! I'd much rather go with Osborn Funeral Services than dealing with Rutten/Monkhouse if given the choice. I have let it be known to my friends and co-workers here and family back home that if my untimely time comes....PLEASE CALL OSBORN!!! DON'T LET ME BE BURNED WITH GARBAGE!!!
I've also heard that Clive Allison (who occasionally comes to town when warranted) fancies the company of VERY young girls.....might be just a rumor but we know how it goes here don't we gentlemen??
As to "going home in a box or an urn - it doesn't matter when you're dead"......I'm sure it will matter to your friends/family who will be left with the bill for your services. Would you really rather they be charged by Rutten for things he didn't provide and for burning you like so much garbage?? Would YOU want to be cremated along with garbage??
The choice is yours my friends!! I know I've made mine!!
Now in 2022 she is superseded by a local model
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Re: Going home in a box (or urn)
home is where ur at:
i have already informed partner
when i die, spend the LEAST amount of $ and ashes go into the sea
i have already informed partner
when i die, spend the LEAST amount of $ and ashes go into the sea
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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