Geordie Thread

[TOG]

Due to the unusual number of mind blowing horror pictures the General has allowed recently, I thought it time for culture. Geordies deserve their own thread ( and a bit of cotton to mend their clothes would not go amiss ).

Geordie from South Africa ( I have to get my head around that one ) has arrived in PP and I am sure he would want to show the natives a bit of Newcastle culture.

Apart from some of the best chat up lines in the world, Geordies are renowned for many talents such as singing, partying and are very religious. Not content with the Sabath, they can also be seen preying on their friends as well.

The classic clip of Gazza showing the world what real singing is.

[geordiesky]

I am honored. No, really.

EDIT:

So the story goes like this:

My Grandfather was born beneath the river Tyne back before the war, and he had two sons. And the younger son came to be my father.
They were both strong-willed individuals with great hearts and they were both proud of their country.

[TOG]

I have served with Geordies in the army, worked with Geordies in civvy street and can honestly say that they have the best sense of humour in the world. They can laugh at anything especially them selves. Great pals but with the physical deformity of short arms and trousers with long pockets.

I know that not many people can understand the accent but there are some TV programs that are worth watching and explain it all. First one is Auf Wiedersehen, Pet and of course Geordie Shore.

Compulsory viewing for anyone with a sense of humour failure.

[Jamie_Lambo]

Why aye man, fuckin howay!! Up the Toon!!

[General Mackevili]

Due to the unusual number of mind blowing horror pictures the General has allowed recently, ..

Allowed? You almost make it sound like I have some control over things on here!

[bolueeleh]

whats a geordie?

[Duncan]

I am honored. No, really.

EDIT:

So the story goes like this:

My Grandfather was born beneath the river Tyne back before the war, and he had two sons. And the younger son came to be my father.
They were both strong-willed individuals with great hearts and they were both proud of their country.

What was the name of the movie ?

[TOG]

whats a geordie?

Someone from Tyneside. Very easy to spot in a pub. They are the ones who go to the toilet when it's their turn for a round or eat the food off your plate when you are not looking.

[Jamie_Lambo]

whats a geordie?

[Jamie_Lambo]

"Sometimes I think that only a small select percentage of us understand Geordie humour. That accent just kills me."
haha yeah@TOG, my best friend from about 4-5 years old was Geordie and spent a lot of time with him and his family growing up lol