Experiences with tea money cops

Sir_Quality_U_Feel · Post by **Sir_Quality_U_Feel** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:53 am

The most recent time, about 3 months back. The young fuck swung at me and I almost ate shit right in the middle of Monivong. Was kinda surprised he threw a Haymaker at my head (no helmet!)

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:53 am

On the plus side, if I pretend to be pushing buttons and flipping levers on the dash, they normally just watch me go past in confusion.

Sir_Quality_U_Feel · Post by **Sir_Quality_U_Feel** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 11:55 am

OK. So this just happened at Monivong and sihanouk... Two cops slowly creep out in front of me. I'm thinking wtf... This time round... I'm legal... Green light... But they got me... Stuck in lunch traffic... Much to my surprise as I pull my key out the old cop very gently taps the front of my moto (kinda like in a "hold 1 second" type manner), so I'm confused and so is the Khmer next to me. Just then the old cop fucking lunges with his partner and damn near laid out this freshy cunt on a blue scoopy. Everyone turned and looked. It's like they were waiting for him and it wasn't a random "he just ran the red light" jump out... It just made my shitty day a bit better.

StroppyChops · Post by **StroppyChops** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:50 pm

Restores your faith in humanity, don't it?

Sir_Quality_U_Feel · Post by **Sir_Quality_U_Feel** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:59 pm

StroppyChops wrote:Restores your faith in humanity, don't it?

Credit where credit is due. Aye.

Digg3r · Post by **Digg3r** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:31 pm

I like the cop that my ex paid to make a fake police report about me. The fact that he put so much thought into it that he made it for a time that both myself and my ex weren't even in Cambodia when it allegedly happened.

Cheers for making it so easy to prove fraudulent.

Well that and my legitimate Cambodian police check being clear

Sir_Quality_U_Feel · Post by **Sir_Quality_U_Feel** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:17 pm

Digg3r wrote:I like the cop that my ex paid to make a fake police report about me. The fact that he put so much thought into it that he made it for a time that both myself and my ex weren't even in Cambodia when it allegedly happened.

Cheers for making it so easy to prove fraudulent.

Well that and my legitimate Cambodian police check being clear

Your ex is a "he"

Wait.. are you female? If not, totally cool with me and I would hope the rest of CEO. I just always .. perhaps ignorantly assumed you were a dude.

Sorry, off topic, just caught the word "ex" and "he" together. Cheers buddy.

Digg3r · Post by **Digg3r** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:22 pm

The cop was/is a he. My ex is most definitely a bitch...

Sir_Quality_U_Feel · Post by **Sir_Quality_U_Feel** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:24 pm

Digg3r wrote:The cop was/is a he. My ex is most definitely a bitch...

gotcha, my bad, totally confused the "he" with the cop/your S.O.

Cheers. Lol.

Sir_Quality_U_Feel · Post by **Sir_Quality_U_Feel** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 2:53 pm

I got pulled after school yesterday. I was in a bad mood. Nothing except road tax. I got shitty with the pig. Fat lady pig sat on my bike I told her to get the fuck off my bike.

Called up the missus and handed the male pig the phone. My father in law is a immigration cop or something out of the MOI( not even the missus can really explain it well).

Cop handed me my phone back and in perfect English told me I am lucky to have a Khmer wife (I know this, why I love her) . He said "next" time I will just take your bike (Jao cunt) .

I walked up, got my bike. Called the female ugly in Khmer. Flipped the bird to the Freshy looking pig. Said "fuck off" and went on my way.

No fine.

No helmet, registration, driving wrong way down a one way, right turn on red.

You know, like the 50 other brown skins around me....

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