Ever feel like swearing sometimes? The Swear Thread

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Ever feel like swearing sometimes? The Swear Thread

Post by juansweetpotato » Mon May 09, 2016 5:30 pm

The swear thread.



I'll start;

Cunt Weasels
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by PSD-Kiwi » Mon May 09, 2016 5:44 pm

Being a Kiwi, and an ex-soldier to boot, swear words are a part of my everyday vocabulary, something I never actually realised until I started working civilian jobs in Australia and got pulled aside on dozens of occasions by bosses and HR personnel informing me that I should try and tone down my language...motherfucking pussy ass PC plebs, harden the fuck up!

I do tend to try and watch my language more carefully around Cambodians in order to not offend anyone.
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by Kuroneko » Mon May 09, 2016 6:05 pm

My swearing is fairly predictable and regular, it starts shortly after I start up my moto and promptly stops when I remove the key at my destination. :D

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Or something like that ;)
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by hanno » Mon May 09, 2016 6:10 pm

Kuroneko wrote:My swearing is fairly predictable and regular, it starts shortly after I start up my moto and promptly stops when I remove the key at my destination. :D

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Or something like that ;)
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Mon May 09, 2016 6:20 pm

haha i swear far too much fuck and cunt are pretty common in all my sentences :(

ps. love that video, i saw it last year i think, its epic
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by John Bingham » Mon May 09, 2016 6:30 pm

I regularly swear at idiot drivers.
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by bolueeleh » Mon May 09, 2016 6:41 pm

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Mon May 09, 2016 6:45 pm

:tophat: Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Mon May 09, 2016 6:55 pm

oh and this is another good one....
Fuck you
titty suckin' two balled bitch
with a fat bruised clit.
My big conhoto bitch.
Oh shit,
fucking ass licking
piss sucking cunt,
these nuts on your lips
Kentucky fried Kung-Pao clits
I don't know what to say. So what? Don't give a fuck, man I don't know what to say. So what?
Saggy tits swinging between your fat crusty armpits.
Big ass hairy mole between your pussy lips.
Fuck
shit
cock
dick
cunt
tit
barf
piss.
Balls
ass pecker
queef
oh shit
fuck
bitch,
damn
fucking diarrhea slut with HIV...
I don't know what to say. So what? Don't give a fuck, man I don't know what to say. So what?
I have fought to find somethin' to say
But now I've found somethin' to say
Fuck you Punk ass bitch
Fuck you Punk ass bitch
I don't know what to say. So what? Don't give a fuck, man I don't know what to say. So what?
Cunt Fuck Shit Bitch
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Re: Ever feel like swearing sometimes?

Post by franzjaeger » Mon May 09, 2016 7:31 pm

Traffic makes me fxckin' swear all the time. Doesn't work much in sales though.
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