Driving a Ferrari vs Supermodel

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Driving a Ferrari vs Supermodel

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This description struck me as plausible.
A Ferrari and a supermodel really are very similar. They're both high maintenance, expensive, can't be left alone for too long before things start going wrong, attract a lot of attention when you pass by with one, and only a small elite gets to spend every day with the newest, hottest, models.

For it to be anything like the situation posted above, your supermodel girlfriend wouldn't go on a date with you unless given express permission from her parents, then before you actually went on a date, she would have to talk to the owners of the restaurant before hand about where exactly you might sit so she can have a team go in and change the lighting around to best show off her strongest features, and when you finally got to the point of entering into a physical relationship, she would have to practice on a team of men first (preferably any brothers and best friends to make sure they have similar likes) to make sure she offered you the best experience. And if you somehow got past all of that, a couple of silicone pads fell out once she took her bra off because she knew you liked big breasts but in reality she only had A cups.

From comments section: http://jalopnik.com/5760248/how-ferrari-spins

Chances are that I'd drive a supercar before, if ever, driving a supermodel. lol
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You should drive both, but only as rentals :D
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Buy a Ferrari and try to get it worked on. I don't know about the new ones, but in the past I had a few friends that made the mistake of buying a Ferrari and loved it for about a week. Major complaints were poor wiring, lack of qualified mechanics in the US, difficulty of obtaining parts, and frequency of "tune-ups."

As to a Super Model, Why, unless your ego needs stroking and she will kill that. Better a $20/$30 beach-bunny from Sihanoukville. Like the Snooky beach bunnies, the super model probably won't have a set of nice tits (I'm a tit man myself.)
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you really are a stick in the mud
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Here's a nice model, Panchun Chun at the car model show 车模表演 :D

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Kuroneko wrote:Here's a nice model, Panchun Chun at the car model show 车模表演 :D

apparently she has now been banned!
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Raybull wrote:You should drive both, but only as rentals :D
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should drive a nissan skyline and local hottie in the bar
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I knew a ghetto model for a few years, she was a lot of fun. Very tall and very outgoing with a wicked sense of humour. If she had a kid already i would have married her years ago.
Much better value than a stupid car. Now she has a French husband and a baby, bugger.
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I am still conflicted over the concept of "training" your "date" before taking her out.
she would have to practice on a team of men first (preferably any brothers and best friends to make sure they have similar likes) to make sure she offered you the best experience
There is an icky factor but is this outweighed by the penultimate experience?

Sorry to bring this up again but it makes me chuckle. I assumed the training was covered in modeling schools then casting couches.
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