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Dad Jokes

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GM recently became a father and so now needs to carry out the most important job as a father - telling the Dad Jokes.

My dad used to love it when someone new came to dinner. He would say:
Do you know why we can't grow mushrooms? Because there's not mushroom. Argh.

Please share your favourite Dad Joke, so we can equip this new father.
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I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...

Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
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Spigzy wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...

Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
This made me laugh out loud, love it.
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Spigzy wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...

Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
Hahaha, I'm writing these all down. :assasin:
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Dad: Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
Child: Dunno
Dad: Paracetamol
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mannanman wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:18 pm Dad: Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
Child: Dunno
Dad: Paracetamol
I don't get it. But I think it has something to do with how I pronounce paracetamol.
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I'm selling our vacuum cleaner, it's just gathering dust.
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Oh GM this is an essential one.

Kid - I'm hungry!
Dad - Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
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rozzieoz wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:12 pm
Spigzy wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...

Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
This made me laugh out loud, love it.
Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
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sammycooke wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:45 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 2:12 pm
Spigzy wrote: Tue Nov 29, 2022 1:54 pm I concocted a Khmer Dad joke many years ago that I reckon still holds up ...

Q: What did the Khmer guy say when he got hit by a train?
A: Choo choo!
This made me laugh out loud, love it.
Can me stupid but I don't get this one.
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