Yes! CEO's 5 year birthday is coming up! I have a suggestion for a party:

Since The General and Orange Dragon are usually elsewhere, we should choose somewhere "central" to have a awesome bash of epic proportions. I suggest places like: Abu Dhabi, Brunei, Sanda, Bahrain, Khartoum, Damascus, or Long Beach. (I've only been to 1 of these places, so please forgive me if any of them might be considered shitholes.) I understand that CEO's B-Day fortunately coincides with a worldwide celebration called Ramalamadingdong or something, which makes the timing doubleplusgood!

I propose that we all meet at a specified place, and each one of us brings a large quantity of party materials. I volunteer to provide at least 15 kilos of bacon (yes, I will get both Pommie and Yankee smoked pork products!). Someone else should bring at least 15 kilos of primo sticky icky skunk. But we will need multiple party people to transport as much top-shelf spirits as possible. I'm sure we will be able to find $0.50 drafts/draughts where ever we go, just like here in Cambodia, so don't bring beer.

What do you think?

I'll bring the tequila.

I got my authentic ceo beer coozie ready to go.

I'll probably get stabbed

fax wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 8:29 am I'll probably get stabbed

Or stoned.

Likely

What date is it?

Oh, I hope this is a real thing.

I've got to see what some of you jack-holes look like.

I've got mental images of some of you and it's frightening. I want to see how close to the mark I am.

fax wrote: ↑Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:57 am Likely

What date is it?

I'm not sure. May 2nd is the date OD "signed up", but it wasn't until the 6th for his partner. So I don't know the actual birthdate of this lovechild of theirs (like many Cambodians, including my wife and her mother). Maybe one of them will help shed some light on this conundrum.

I'd measure the date from the release of the infamous Hitler video - that was the defining moment of birth as it severed the umbilical cord from TOF.

Ahhh, 5 years ago...waaay back when TOF had dubbed us StroppyChops.com due to a burly member with posting restraint issues.

Personally I like our current TOF bestowed sobriquet, RedHeadedStepChild.com