Bodyguards

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Bodyguards

Post by sanjuro »

Where can I hire a couple of bodyguards in PP? --Not sleepy hotel guards.

Can anyone recommend a place, a business or freelance?
They don't necessarily have to be armed. Barang, Khmer, etc. A couple of fit, intimidating guys, with a few skills, or maybe unassuming guys with the spirit of Bruce Lee. Potential opponents would be Nigerian and Khmer thugs.
Any ballpark figure of cost?--24 hr and or on call.

All info appreciated.

PM is cool too.
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Re: Bodyguards

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Haha this is an interesting thread! How much are you willing to offer for barang thugs?
More importantly: why do you need them? Drug deal gone wrong?
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sanjuro wrote:Where can I hire a couple of bodyguards in PP? --Not sleepy hotel guards.

Can anyone recommend a place, a business or freelance?
They don't necessarily have to be armed. Barang, Khmer, etc. A couple of fit, intimidating guys, with a few skills, or maybe unassuming guys with the spirit of Bruce Lee. Potential opponents would be Nigerian and Khmer thugs.
Any ballpark figure of cost?--24 hr and or on call.

All info appreciated.

PM is cool too.
I'll do it. But you'll need to buy a few things, to include two ball-and-socket nunchucks, wooden, and they need to be beveled. ; two wooden kendo swords, lacquered.
There'll be a weekly subscription fee and a per occurrence trip fee (with guaranteed 10 minute arrival). I don't do negotiations. I show up and it's a garden variety exfil. I can provide references on several continents. PM me if serious.
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nightmare.believer wrote:
sanjuro wrote:Where can I hire a couple of bodyguards in PP? --Not sleepy hotel guards.

Can anyone recommend a place, a business or freelance?
They don't necessarily have to be armed. Barang, Khmer, etc. A couple of fit, intimidating guys, with a few skills, or maybe unassuming guys with the spirit of Bruce Lee. Potential opponents would be Nigerian and Khmer thugs.
Any ballpark figure of cost?--24 hr and or on call.

All info appreciated.

PM is cool too.
I'll do it. But you'll need to buy a few things, to include two ball-and-socket nunchucks, wooden, and they need to be beveled. ; two wooden kendo swords, lacquered.
There'll be a weekly subscription fee and a per occurrence trip fee (with guaranteed 10 minute arrival). I don't do negotiations. I show up and it's a garden variety exfil. I can provide references on several continents. PM me if serious.
And you can combine it with your relocation services too! Image

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sanjuro wrote:Where can I hire a couple of bodyguards in PP? --Not sleepy hotel guards.

Can anyone recommend a place, a business or freelance?
They don't necessarily have to be armed. Barang, Khmer, etc. A couple of fit, intimidating guys, with a few skills, or maybe unassuming guys with the spirit of Bruce Lee. Potential opponents would be Nigerian and Khmer thugs.
Any ballpark figure of cost?--24 hr and or on call.

All info appreciated.

PM is cool too.
If you actually NEED bodyguards in Phnom Penh- 1- You better make sure they are Cambodians of the Khmer sort. 2- They should be armed. I don't understand because you are just presenting a scenario that seems to me would bring unwanted attention to you and if shit went down, what are your unarmed bodyguards going to do when an actually gun is drawn by some RCAF fucker or something of the likes?

Are you actually in Cambodia? I mean, do you look around and see how shit works here? Barrang bodyguard lol..... hahaahahahahhhah. I just.... holy fuck.. haha.. wow.
I'll give ya 500 Riel for it...
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Re: Bodyguards

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Sir_Quality_U_Feel wrote:
sanjuro wrote:Where can I hire a couple of bodyguards in PP? --Not sleepy hotel guards.

Can anyone recommend a place, a business or freelance?
They don't necessarily have to be armed. Barang, Khmer, etc. A couple of fit, intimidating guys, with a few skills, or maybe unassuming guys with the spirit of Bruce Lee. Potential opponents would be Nigerian and Khmer thugs.
Any ballpark figure of cost?--24 hr and or on call.

All info appreciated.

PM is cool too.
If you actually NEED bodyguards in Phnom Penh- 1- You better make sure they are Cambodians of the Khmer sort. 2- They should be armed. I don't understand because you are just presenting a scenario that seems to me would bring unwanted attention to you and if shit went down, what are your unarmed bodyguards going to do when an actually gun is drawn by some RCAF fucker or something of the likes?

Are you actually in Cambodia? I mean, do you look around and see how shit works here? Barrang bodyguard lol..... hahaahahahahhhah. I just.... holy fuck.. haha.. wow.
All the King's bodyguards are foreigners, you retard.
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Re: Bodyguards

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Satiated Parrot wrote:And you can combine it with your relocation services too! Image
And the stalking of Western women in pharmacies. More than enough to keep him busy for the next few weeks!
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Re: Bodyguards

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nightmare.believer wrote:
Sir_Quality_U_Feel wrote:
sanjuro wrote:Where can I hire a couple of bodyguards in PP? --Not sleepy hotel guards.

Can anyone recommend a place, a business or freelance?
They don't necessarily have to be armed. Barang, Khmer, etc. A couple of fit, intimidating guys, with a few skills, or maybe unassuming guys with the spirit of Bruce Lee. Potential opponents would be Nigerian and Khmer thugs.
Any ballpark figure of cost?--24 hr and or on call.

All info appreciated.

PM is cool too.
If you actually NEED bodyguards in Phnom Penh- 1- You better make sure they are Cambodians of the Khmer sort. 2- They should be armed. I don't understand because you are just presenting a scenario that seems to me would bring unwanted attention to you and if shit went down, what are your unarmed bodyguards going to do when an actually gun is drawn by some RCAF fucker or something of the likes?

Are you actually in Cambodia? I mean, do you look around and see how shit works here? Barrang bodyguard lol..... hahaahahahahhhah. I just.... holy fuck.. haha.. wow.
All the King's bodyguards are foreigners, you retard.
I think the Kings bodyguards work on a totally different threat level. It would seem the poster is not talking about a CP role but some sort of Skull-thuggery, in which case, locals would seem to be the preferred option, from what we are told but I also agree with SQUF, are you really prepared to open Pandora's Box?
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Re: Bodyguards

Post by Soi Dog »

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Maybe the OP can hire Muammar Gaddafi's female ex-guard staff. They've probably been unemployed for a while now and are willing to work on the cheap.


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But then again, they didn't quite live up to their responsibilities in protecting ol' Muammar, as I recall...so maybe not. They were quite rough looking, though.
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Re: Bodyguards

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Barang bodyguards...mmm...

I saw a gecko eat a mosquito tonight if anyone's interested.
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