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Sorry guys, she's happily married.
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Doh,only an Austrailian needs someone else to tell them that!
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A Khmer lass once told me:
Americans are arrogant.
Brits are rude.
Canadians are nice.
And Aussies like all the ladies too much!
Americans are arrogant.
Brits are rude.
Canadians are nice.
And Aussies like all the ladies too much!
The cedar roasted asparagus has good chew. I don't know how to enjoy it, so I'll Instagram it instead.
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Ha!StroppyChops wrote:Sorry guys, she's happily married.
"Life is too important to take seriously."
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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Re: Aussie Humour
That made me laugh,thanks for posting,
English humour. an englishman is invited to a barbie in OZ a couple of larakins decide to have a bit of fun with him ,one pisses in a glass and the other goes over to the Englishman and says hey pommie i hear you poms like warm beer try this. the englishman smells it and says ha ha you cant fool me its
FOSTERS.
later on the ozzie says to the pom ,so what do you think of ozzies then,he replies I think they are a great mob friendley and welcoming, not sure about the white ones though.
English humour. an englishman is invited to a barbie in OZ a couple of larakins decide to have a bit of fun with him ,one pisses in a glass and the other goes over to the Englishman and says hey pommie i hear you poms like warm beer try this. the englishman smells it and says ha ha you cant fool me its
FOSTERS.
later on the ozzie says to the pom ,so what do you think of ozzies then,he replies I think they are a great mob friendley and welcoming, not sure about the white ones though.
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A guy is sitting on a train opposite a young lady who is reading a book.on the cover is a picture of a penis,the lady sees him staring and says I hope you dont think this is pornography its a study on male genitailia. did you know that the native American indian has the longest penis in the world and jewish men have the biggest girth.pleased to meet you my name is susan whats yours.he replies
Tonto goldberg.
PS I am here all week
Tonto goldberg.
PS I am here all week
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Mrs Stroppy just showed me a friend's FB post that says that seeing a woman's breasts can reduce a man's intelligence by 50%. Each.
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Re: Aussie Humour
Most of these I can relate to...
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