Aussie Humour

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Aussie Humour

Postby Mrs Stroppy » Sat May 24, 2014 7:33 pm

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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby StroppyChops » Sat May 24, 2014 8:03 pm

Sorry guys, she's happily married. :)
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby Milord » Sun May 25, 2014 2:34 am

:whip: :thumb:
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby Singularian » Sun May 25, 2014 3:13 am

Doh,only an Austrailian needs someone else to tell them that!
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby FreeSocrates! » Sun May 25, 2014 4:53 am

A Khmer lass once told me:

Americans are arrogant.
Brits are rude.
Canadians are nice.
And Aussies like all the ladies too much!
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby General Mackevili » Wed May 28, 2014 8:47 pm

StroppyChops wrote:Sorry guys, she's happily married. :)
Ha!
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby minjita » Thu May 29, 2014 12:49 am

That made me laugh,thanks for posting,
English humour. an englishman is invited to a barbie in OZ a couple of larakins decide to have a bit of fun with him ,one pisses in a glass and the other goes over to the Englishman and says hey pommie i hear you poms like warm beer try this. the englishman smells it and says ha ha you cant fool me its
FOSTERS.
later on the ozzie says to the pom ,so what do you think of ozzies then,he replies I think they are a great mob friendley and welcoming, not sure about the white ones though. :beer1:
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby minjita » Thu May 29, 2014 12:59 am

A guy is sitting on a train opposite a young lady who is reading a book.on the cover is a picture of a penis,the lady sees him staring and says I hope you dont think this is pornography its a study on male genitailia. did you know that the native American indian has the longest penis in the world and jewish men have the biggest girth.pleased to meet you my name is susan whats yours.he replies
Tonto goldberg.
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby StroppyChops » Thu May 29, 2014 1:08 am

Mrs Stroppy just showed me a friend's FB post that says that seeing a woman's breasts can reduce a man's intelligence by 50%. Each.
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Re: Aussie Humour

Postby Mrs Stroppy » Thu Aug 14, 2014 1:14 am

Most of these I can relate to...
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