Anti-jokes
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Anti-jokes
Ripped straight from the Internet, so don't judge me.
1. A horse walked into a bar.
2. Yo mama so fat...
3. How do you confuse a blonde?
4. Ask me if I'm an orange.
5. A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar.
6. Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes?
7. What do you call a black man on the moon?
8. What's red and smells like blue paint?
9. A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had.
10. I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said,
11. A group of Mexicans were in the back of a car.
12. A man walks into a bar.
13. I like my coffee like my women.
14. An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by.
15. What's red and bad for your teeth?
16. Yo mama's so ugly...
17. Why didn't Jesus play hockey?
18. What's green and has wheels?
19. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common?
20. What do a banana and a helicopter have in common?
21. What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
22. Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?
23. Why couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall?
24. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
25. Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker?
1. A horse walked into a bar.
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Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
- StroppyChops
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Re: Anti-jokes
I particularly like the functionality of number 24.
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: Anti-jokes
I clicked on it twice before I realised...
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Re: Anti-jokes
Why do you get taken in by Trapper?
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Re: Anti-jokes
Hey, check out this joke.
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Re: Anti-jokes
Bodge: This ain't Kansas, and the neighbours ate Toto!
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Re: Anti-jokes
This joke is the best of the lot!
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Re: Anti-jokes
Maybe Stroppy Chops has spent too much time out at Kintore.
Water quenches the thirst, alcohol releases the truth.
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