Alert about British pedophile Alan Smith aka "Alan Stewart" and "Allan Howson-Burton"

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Post by frank lee bent »

the ban on Alan has expired. I think he would do well to drop it.
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And I am of no relation what so ever to this other Smith. I just went to Thailand in September 2005 for a holiday and met my late wife in May 2006, we got married in February 2007, and to support her and her family I accepted a position of a teaching assistant in November 2007. I will not be posting on here anymore as I know that this is a Kangaroo court and I have done my time over and over again. I thank you for your democratic voting.
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All I can say is that I am very sorry if I have caused any bother on here, I wish all the farang teachers working in Cambodia a good and happy life. What I did was stupid and wrong . I have always accepted that. But it was over 12 years ago. Yes, I admit to being a touchy feely person, but in an affectionate way. never in a perverted way. Perhaps that was my mistake. I have tried to put things right by helping Thai people improve their lives. The reason that I changed my name in the first instance was that I married my late wife and took her name when I became a Buddhist in Feb 2007. When my wife passed away in July 2011 after me looking after her for 3 years, as she was diagnosed as being HIV+ I reverted to my late mother's name. Yes, this helped me get back into Thailand but not for nuciferous purposes. Can you imagine what it is like to have to leave your wife and family and never see them again by being barred in 2008. So yes i went back to Thailand via Malaysia in September 2008
I went back because all my late wives family and friends lived over there. And since then I have led a blameless life, committing no offence against any person young or old. I will just finish off by saying once again I was very ashamed and it was a stupid thing to do. there was no sexual intent and in court, if you all can see by the reports I was never barred from working with children, as you usually are when convicted of a sexual offence. I may be a very stupid man but never a paedophile one mistake in 12 years does not make me one. YES, A BLOODY STUPID IDIOT I ADMIT. I have even had a CPR or enhanced disclosure done since then and at my last school in April 2015 I was honest and showed these reports etc to the head of English and the Director who both gave me a fresh chance. if it had not been for the agency not getting my paperwork done in time for my new non B visa in May 2015 I would have never been arrested and deported. So I am just trying to be honest with everyone on here. FACT IS I did something wrong I admitted it, I did my time and all I have tried to do is be a good person ever since. GOODBYE TO YOU ALL.
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ALLAN7554 wrote:And I am of no relation what so ever to this other Smith. I just went to Thailand in September 2005 for a holiday and met my late wife in May 2006, we got married in February 2007, and to support her and her family I accepted a position of a teaching assistant in November 2007. I will not be posting on here anymore as I know that this is a Kangaroo court and I have done my time over and over again. I thank you for your democratic voting.
ALLAN7554 wrote:All I can say is that I am very sorry if I have caused any bother on here, I wish all the farang teachers working in Cambodia a good and happy life. What I did was stupid and wrong . I have always accepted that. But it was over 12 years ago. Yes, I admit to being a touchy feely person, but in an affectionate way. never in a perverted way. Perhaps that was my mistake. I have tried to put things right by helping Thai people improve their lives. The reason that I changed my name in the first instance was that I married my late wife and took her name when I became a Buddhist in Feb 2007. When my wife passed away in July 2011 after me looking after her for 3 years, as she was diagnosed as being HIV+ I reverted to my late mother's name. Yes, this helped me get back into Thailand but not for nuciferous purposes. Can you imagine what it is like to have to leave your wife and family and never see them again by being barred in 2008. So yes i went back to Thailand via Malaysia in September 2008
I went back because all my late wives family and friends lived over there. And since then I have led a blameless life, committing no offence against any person young or old. I will just finish off by saying once again I was very ashamed and it was a stupid thing to do. there was no sexual intent and in court, if you all can see by the reports I was never barred from working with children, as you usually are when convicted of a sexual offence. I may be a very stupid man but never a paedophile one mistake in 12 years does not make me one. YES, A BLOODY STUPID IDIOT I ADMIT. I have even had a CPR or enhanced disclosure done since then and at my last school in April 2015 I was honest and showed these reports etc to the head of English and the Director who both gave me a fresh chance. if it had not been for the agency not getting my paperwork done in time for my new non B visa in May 2015 I would have never been arrested and deported. So I am just trying to be honest with everyone on here. FACT IS I did something wrong I admitted it, I did my time and all I have tried to do is be a good person ever since. GOODBYE TO YOU ALL.
Ok, Saint Allan, best of luck to you. Just stay away from children, because by your own admission you're an "idiot" and "touchy feely," which are really not appropriate characteristics that one should have around kids, period.
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Re: Alert about British pedophile Alan Smith aka "Alan Stewart" and "Allan Howson-Burton"

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:Yahoo!: Just for a minute I thought, "Fuck me, maybe this guy really is an English teacher." I read "nuciferous purposes" and I was astounded. "What is this word, new to me?" So I looked it up and
nuciferous
adjective
Botany

(of a tree or bush) bearing nuts.
Unfortunate typo, really, or unfortunate Freudian slip. :stir:

Anyway, Al, can I call you Al? Don't be so hasty in taking your leave. Maybe you can talk us round. :beer1:
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Brilliant malapropism/dogberryism

re 'stupidity'...I don't buy it.
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I think he was going for "nefarious."
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Thank you, without you no one would get that.
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Just realised you were 50 years old when you grabbed the ass of a 14yo girl. That is not friendly banter, that is perverted. How could you claim innocence? How could you think that is not inappropriate? Old men do not grope young girls.

You're lucky the parents didn't cave your skull in. That's what id be doing if you got grabby with a relative of mine.

You act like this happened so long ago when you were much younger. Yes, it did happen a long time ago but by a middle aged pervert.
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If I had done something innocent I would have just said, fuck off you fat internet losers, I have nothing to answer for. And then clicked on block on every cunt until they went away. Lengthy confessionals just emphasise the guilt. Obviously you feel the need to justify your actions, maybe you didn't fiddle them, but there's some shit that needs to come out. I blame those sexy kids, without their snot, puke, shit and ill-manners I'd not get a woody
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