Advice to a returning vacationer

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boozyoldman
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Advice to a returning vacationer

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On T-O-F, a contributor asked what changes he (?) could expect in the Kingdom of Wonder, having been away since 2010 ...

----------------------------------------- HERE WAS A LITTLE HEARTFELT ADVICE --------------------------------------------------------------


For your own sake, please stay away!

Things here are worse - far worse - than you can even begin to imagine:


Mighty herds of ageing Western perverts roam the plains, tirelessly tracked by well-funded Western do-goodies in gleaming SUVs

Planeloads of eager young sillies arrive every day, eager to * make a difference* and *find themselves*

Paratroops fall from the skies without warning

Marijuana pizzas are overpriced

Snatch squads of hookers race out of the doors of the girlie bars on Victory Hill in S-ville, desperate to drag punters indoors

The locals fling garbage everywhere and spit everywhere

The exhaust fumes of 1,000,000+ motorbikes in PP would gag a maggot

The entire populations of Shanghai and Pusan attend the photo opportunity at sunrise at Angkor Wat, elbowing one another out of the way savagely

Ancient Britons sip Zorok beer outside supermarkets, mumbling to one another about better times

... and that is just the good stuff ...


======================================================= Many here would more advice to a vacationing returnee ===================================
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Re: Advice to a returning vacationer

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Lol


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