I'm curious about OP's avatar

clutchcargo wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm I'm curious about OP's avatar

I have the impression of another street 172 drug induced thread about to start.

I'll get the balls rocking with a mild, easy-to-follow narration.

My booty-call had Aunt Flo visiting. After I told her she doesn't need an excuse and that a simple "no" will suffice without gutting me, followed up with her saying I was welcome to shove my hand in to check (lovely girl), she offered up her sister as a replacement.

I didn't ask anything about the sis, because she was always going to be described as an alluring enchantress vision with a flawless disposition - saat. I also don't do blind. Or didn't.

So, we three plan to meet at a busy beach bar in Snooky, so they can chat and I can melt away with my mates at "tactical retreat o'clock."

They arrive, she's hotter than a horny hooker's door handle on a Pattaya payday!

Told my mates I will never be seeing them again, and said goodbye to the match-maker, three times, before I paid the fuckoff bribe. Then I said hello to my future head-fuck.

She was hot, so I had to play it cool. BTW, we went to a quieter venue, where my sophisticated associates couldn't taunt me behind her, ask me how the diseases where healing up and hitting on her when I went for a piss. One even told her I had left!

So, I kick-off with my signature ice-breakers; "The Magic Watch" and "Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you?" , "I want you to know, I too know what it's like to be the best looking person in the bar. I feel you." The former was more than one sentence, so she played with her phone. The 2nd lead balloon incurred a language barrier -she did sniff it though - by the latter, I was talking to myself, and she had caught up with a friend in the window's reflection.

I was soon bored and she found a mirror to play with. I resigned to relaxing, no effort, and if there is a business transaction to eventuate, the Kamagras would need to kick-in on time, or I was content to re-join the Belching Bachelor Boofhead Brigade.

Neither of us wanted to be there, and my comments were for my amusement only, like, "could you see yourself selling mirrors?" "wondering where you know her from? She's the girl at the hairdressers. Remember?" and "don't look at the big one, they're expensive."

On one of her out-of-the-bathroom breaks, I said "bonman?" After a few of the mandatory "what?" "OMG" "what bonman?" I never..." "why you say like that to me?", I said "The bill. Ket loy?"

Me: "I had a lovely time. This wasn't it, certainly something to reflect on"
She: only hearing lovely time: "Where you go?"
Me: "The other way. Keep change for tuk tuk"
She: (something with shkut in it)
Me: "I am a grump today, but you need to really look at yourself in those mirrors. Beautiful but rude" (I think she took that as a compliment)
She: "Not beautiful"
Me: "Not inside. That is you. Your character. The outside just carries you around. Except your eyes. Your character is ugly, so you are ugly. Fix it. Or don't, I don't care"
She: "What you do about your ugly character, shkut?"
Me: "I am either going to give her money for tuk tuk now, or when she leaves my home. Up to you."

I fell off my bar stool, leaning back too far, she finally found something to laugh at, we went home together.

Went to meet her another time, she was with a client, for sure. I pretended to no-show. I still see her sometimes, but have been playing hard to get for 5 years (we both left Snook).

Apart from about 13 minutes, we disliked each other, and it developed into despise. Not an obvious technique.

Anti-climax? I left that bit out.

John Bingham wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:17 pm

clutchcargo wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:40 pm I'm curious about OP's avatar

Yeah,it looks like a wooden tiki mon snorting lines of K.

It hasn't got a nose

One time I went for drinks in a cocktail bar with the girl I'd had sex with last night, only for the waiter to respectfully intimate to me that she might not actually be a girl.

Reckon that'd have to be top 5.

Ghostwriter wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:25 pm The forum has a lot of stories, not sure if a poster will top them...
- Srey Choppy & other cleaver related love stories
- Girls who turn out not to be girls
- Meth induced stories
-Mothers running away with the babies
-Money money for buffalos stories
-Weird lost girls, Jenny & pals lookalikes
...
The worse ones are often a mix of the above

Lol maybe your right. That's pretty wild. Okay, mine are pretty tame then.

Okay, I got one.

I once hooked up with this girl at her place. She had to go piss so she pulled a bowl from under her bed and pissed in the bowl and put it back. Said she was too tired to go to the bathroom.

She was a pretty girl too. I was a bit shocked when I saw that but proceeded with it.

John Bingham wrote: ↑Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:07 pm
As I joke, I pull off my shirt swing it in the air a couple times and lightly toss it on her head.

I start having sex with her while this shirt is still on her head.

So (without looking for anything too technical here) what position were you having sex in ?