Mongering in the low season
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Re: Mongering in the low season
I LOVE THAT BIT. You were right to fight over this woman. That f'ing love right there. Would you share the details of what you said to him during your confrontation?djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am The next morning I went to get breakfast at gsm, and she was there too, with another guy, so I confronted him, and he punched me in the face, and rode off with my new girlfriend in tow.
She's not a whore, but here's $100 for your tuktuk. hmmm
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The scariest part for me was going to GSM for breakfast. As they say in Thailand you didn't lose the girl, just your place in the queue or words to that effect.
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for someone whos been coming here for 20+ years you should have known better loldjstuntmunch wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 4:42 am Well, from my experience, I picked up a chick in pp once, from gsm. She told me she wasn’t a hooker, so I took her home, made love to her until the early morning hours, at which point, she said she had to go home, so I gave her $100.00 usd for the TukTuk drive home. The next morning I went to get breakfast at gsm, and she was there too, with another guy, so I confronted him, and he punched me in the face, and rode off with my new girlfriend in tow.
Anyhoo, long story short, I was heart broken, and felt a strange tingling in my old feller, turns out she WAS a hooker, and she had given me chancroids (look it up fellas especially the pics) it’s similar to gonorrhoea , but much, much, more painful (I caught gonorrhoea the year before) when you pee, you wish you had died, as it is heller painful. apparently it is becoming more common amongst mongers like me.
Anyhoo, the moral of THIS story is, don’t read my posts, they are really fucking boring, and generally revolve around me spending money on ladies of the night, and getting pissed and falling over.
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I’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?
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Well, I know she wasn’t a hooker, she told me she had a full time job in a respectable massage parlour, off st. 172. Apparently it’s a very nice plush joint, she also informed me that it also has excellent, plush furnishings and a few private rooms with locks, in case the customer is a little shy. She also gets plenty of overtime and often calls me in the evening to tell me she can’t make it tonight because “too busy at work”.finish_money wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 pmI’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?
Also, EVERYONE knows the tuk tuk prices go up exponentially after 7pm.
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Buttandbangfinish_money wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 pmI’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?
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she works at 10 downing st?djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 12:34 amWell, I know she wasn’t a hooker, she told me she had a full time job in a respectable massage parlour
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Well,fazur wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 5:33 amshe works at 10 downing st?djstuntmunch wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 12:34 amWell, I know she wasn’t a hooker, she told me she had a full time job in a respectable massage parlour
There’s definitely a JOHNSON to keep her happy! (Airplane! joke for the older members)
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Shenookywell actually.fazur wrote: ↑Thu May 14, 2020 5:31 amButtandbangfinish_money wrote: ↑Fri May 08, 2020 6:54 pmI’ve never understood why Tuk Tuk rides are so expensive at 4 in the morning. Where the hell do these women live?
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