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I wonder what made him leave Pattaya.
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armchairlawyer wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:44 pm I wonder what made him leave Pattaya.
The law? Or an impending unfavourable collision with it...


In the interests of research, only, I've entered a suitably descriptive phrase into google translate, and after a couple of attempts at reverse translation, there is little ambiguity in the intent or the result.
It would be interesting to know what was typed*



*I say interesting, but in fact am using the word at it's very loosest.
Outside, it is raining. a lot
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The remnants of the Harmattan are turning the water a gritty brown

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violet wrote: I guess you moved your trolling from Tinder to CEO - predictably a few of us are going to think highly of a guy asking a bar girl to sit on his face, a few more of us are sarcastically going to say ‘classy guy’. Troll on.
As I understand it the guy was sitting alone drinking a beer when a girl he identified as a bargirl (presumably because she was in skimpy clothing or had heavy make-up or just gave off bargirl vibes) sat down next to him and preceded to try to pick him up.
If she was a bargirl I’d doubt if her intentions were to merely have an erudite conversation with him. She was there to get some business, and she was obviously successful as he invited her back to his place.
Sure he could have been more polite about it (would you like to see my etchings etc) but maybe they had already reached the garrulous and flirty stage, so perhaps his particular request of her wasn’t hugely out of order at that point. And at no point does he claim to be classy.


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jah steu wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:48 pm I ……
Sure he could have been more polite about it (would you like to see my etchings etc) but maybe they had already reached the garrulous and flirty stage, so perhaps his particular request of her wasn’t hugely out of order at that point. And at no point does he claim to be classy.
On the other hand, and no disrespect, Jah Steu, because the point is both well made and valid, but…

First post, assumption that it was a genuinely funny story, and like too many folk before, having assumed that both Cambodia and CEO exist for a very narrow range of… services and satisfactions…

Now. If the story had been about an offer of teabagging, and that that had been lost in translation, maybe that might have elicited a online-esque smirk.

Equally, no disrespect to the OP. Rather like a tough intro to a public school or otherwise. Get with the genuine and general humour of the expat, not sexpat community, and take it as just a bit of ribbing?
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Freightdog wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 12:14 am
jah steu wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:48 pm I ……
Sure he could have been more polite about it (would you like to see my etchings etc) but maybe they had already reached the garrulous and flirty stage, so perhaps his particular request of her wasn’t hugely out of order at that point. And at no point does he claim to be classy.
On the other hand, and no disrespect, Jah Steu, because the point is both well made and valid, but…

First post, assumption that it was a genuinely funny story, and like too many folk before, having assumed that both Cambodia and CEO exist for a very narrow range of… services and satisfactions…

Now. If the story had been about an offer of teabagging, and that that had been lost in translation, maybe that might have elicited a online-esque smirk.

Equally, no disrespect to the OP. Rather like a tough intro to a public school or otherwise. Get with the genuine and general humour of the expat, not sexpat community, and take it as just a bit of ribbing?
What he said. While common, bar girl activity is best kept to yourself or similar. Once you have been here for awhile, you might gain respect for them and those whom frown upon some sexpatual activity.

What's it to me? We all get tarred with the same brush.

As above said, no big deal, but if you're going to put it out there, expect negative reactions.
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Slightly off topic
I don’t frown on bargirl pick ups as such. I frown on the mentality of many who do indulge - the complete and total objectification of a woman existing purely for one’s personal sexual pleasure.
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rozzieoz wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:34 amClassy guy.
Hey Mr. Salty, I do not know her intentions, background or health status but you would put your tongue in a vagina that you know nothing about. Intercourse with a condom is one thing but it could be possible that she had some else's sausage (without a condom) in there just a few hours before. Did you skip biology class in school? Be careful my friend. And maybe more polite, you are a visitor, be respectful. Cheers.
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TheSaltyVet wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:46 am
rozzieoz wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:34 amClassy guy.
I know your response is dripping with sarcasm. But hey you have a good day. ;)
It's not the only one, see post542128.html#p542128
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violet wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 3:32 am Slightly off topic
I don’t frown on bargirl pick ups as such. I frown on the mentality of many who do indulge - the complete and total objectification of a woman existing purely for one’s personal sexual pleasure.
I don’t frown on bargirl pick ups as such. I frown on the mentality of many who do indulge - the complete and total objectification of a man's wallet purely for one’s personal financial enhancement.

FTFY Violet :D
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cambo swa wrote: Wed Apr 13, 2022 5:32 am
rozzieoz wrote: Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:34 amClassy guy.
Hey Mr. Salty, I do not know her intentions, background or health status but you would put your tongue in a vagina that you know nothing about. Intercourse with a condom is one thing but it could be possible that she had some else's sausage (without a condom) in there just a few hours before. Did you skip biology class in school? Be careful my friend. And maybe more polite, you are a visitor, be respectful. Cheers.
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