Diluted spirits at a bar...

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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:00 am

Soi Dog wrote:
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Soi Dog wrote:I, for one, would very much like to see that.
Burger comparison photos is a great idea! Taking the competitor's burger into an establishment might be pushing it, though (as Gavin suggests).
No, I meant someone walking around with Cheeseburgers in their pockets.
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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by OrangeDragon » Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:01 am

Cam Nivag wrote:I think that when you own a competing hostess bar, you shouldn't go back to your own bar and bring back a bottle of your own liquor to the other bar to take photos. I'm sure the owner of Garage has been served disappointing burgers, I don't think he would go back with a Garage burger in his pocket to take comparison photos.

But by all means, name the bar. Maybe someone can tell from the bartop that appears to have stars on it?
No, but he HAS does burger reviews on 440 of other businesses serving them.

The reason he took it back seems to be to educate the staff who thought it was original... they clearly didn't care that it wasn't.
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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by PhnomRon » Mon Aug 11, 2014 9:11 am

I wonder what jag steu does when he suspects that a hostess at a competing bar has fake breasts.
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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by jah steu » Mon Aug 11, 2014 10:37 am

PhnomRon wrote:I wonder what jag steu does when he suspects that a hostess at a competing bar has fake breasts.
I'd take one of my staff (the girl with the best natural breasts) to the bar in question, and then insist on doing a full inspection and comparison between the two staff members, complete with photos :-)
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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by OrangeDragon » Mon Aug 11, 2014 12:38 pm

jah steu wrote:
PhnomRon wrote:I wonder what jag steu does when he suspects that a hostess at a competing bar has fake breasts.
I'd take one of my staff (the girl with the best natural breasts) to the bar in question, and then insist on doing a full inspection and comparison between the two staff members, complete with photos :-)
That sounds like a lot of work and, being a friend and all, I personally volunteer to take this straining workload off of your shoulders.
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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by Drifter » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:54 pm

what do you guys expect ? these places are all a ripoff and a tourist trap, they couldn't care less about returning customers, they're here for the quick money and they know drunken tourists will never notice their fake drinks and their total lack of customer care and service.

and i would be rather scared about badly brewed and/or poisoned spirits by the way, if shit happens the bar is never responsible and their ass is covered by the police and more.
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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by Cam Nivag » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:06 pm

I hear there are hostess bars on st. 136 where you walk in and the girls immediately slit your throat and kill you and sell your kidneys and then take your house keys and go to your apartment and take a dump on your kitchen floor.
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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by Joker Poker » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:11 pm

Cam Nivag wrote:I hear there are hostess bars on st. 136 where you walk in and the girls immediately slit your throat and kill you and sell your kidneys and then take your house keys and go to your apartment and take a dump on your kitchen floor.
True dat, it's happened to me personally twice now. And they stole my wallet.
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Re: Diluted spirits at a bar...

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:20 pm

Cam Nivag wrote:I hear there are hostess bars on st. 136 where you walk in and the girls immediately slit your throat and kill you and sell your kidneys and then take your house keys and go to your apartment and take a dump on your kitchen floor.
I had man-flu the other week. Died twice.
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