Where can I get cream for genital warts?
Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
Artful Dodger wrote: ↑Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:26 pm Um? Am I the only the only person who thinks OP is a troll?
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Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
You concur? Trolling?
Right, let's assume I am trolling, can you imagine the laughs I'm going to have when someone replies: "The Pharmacy on Street 184"?
#rekt #pwned
Right, let's assume I am trolling, can you imagine the laughs I'm going to have when someone replies: "The Pharmacy on Street 184"?
#rekt #pwned
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Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
You can pick up genital warts? I must say I don't have much experience with them. Aren't they like normal warts where you can just rub them with a piece of bacon and then toss the bacon into the middle of a crossroads on a full moon?SlackWaster wrote: ↑Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:20 pm Why would I be trolling? I have picked up genital warts and I want some cream. Low IQ trolling.
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Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
Yes, you can get them on contact, it's the HPV virus showing itself as a wart. Condoms help but - as with herpes - they do not guarantee 100% protection.
With the right meds they're easily sorted though. With the Aldara I got in UK - they were gone in a couple of weeks, but no joy getting that here - so far.
With the right meds they're easily sorted though. With the Aldara I got in UK - they were gone in a couple of weeks, but no joy getting that here - so far.
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Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
You should try the bacon technique.
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Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
Is that the old wives tale where you rub them in bacon then hang up the bacon? Or the old werewolves tale outlined above? Either way, er....
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Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
When i was a youngster in the 60s it was a sign of growing up, a sort of "welcome to the world" . You went to the D block at the camberwell clnic for ghonnerea. We were told that they used a sort of umbrella to put up your knob.
A few tablets and then you were fine.
no problem in those days.
charlie
A few tablets and then you were fine.
no problem in those days.
charlie
Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
That was when diseases were gentler and kinder.tightenupvolume1 wrote:When i was a youngster in the 60s it was a sign of growing up, a sort of "welcome to the world" . You went to the D block at the camberwell clnic for ghonnerea. We were told that they used a sort of umbrella to put up your knob.
A few tablets and then you were fine.
no problem in those days.
charlie
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Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
I just wet myself with laughter and the pretty young Myanmar teachers want to know what the joke is...they used a sort of umbrella to put up your knob.
Their English comprehension skills are minimal - maybe I'll just mime it.
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Re: Where can I get cream for genital warts?
Mmm mmm!John Bingham wrote:You can pick up genital warts? I must say I don't have much experience with them. Aren't they like normal warts where you can just rub them with a piece of bacon and then toss the bacon into the middle of a crossroads on a full moon?SlackWaster wrote: ↑Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:20 pm Why would I be trolling? I have picked up genital warts and I want some cream. Low IQ trolling.
BACON!
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