There's a boil on my arse.
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Re: There's a boil on my arse.
Cheers - next beer is on me.
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Thanks Scoffer, I'm creaming it, lol. It's now even bigger, but doesn't hurt as much, although that's probably because I haven't been riding the bike all day, unlike the previous days. So I'm giving it a bit more time before improvising a lance.scoffer wrote:I've has 4 of these over 14 yrs,
All in pressure points from riding a bike.
I ended up in hospital with surgery the first time.
When it first appears, apply a poultice of antiseptic cream and powder and stick a band aid over the problem, the skin will soften and hopefully allow the puss to burst out and escape.
If it becomes deep layer cyst, the only option is to cut it and allow it to drain.
The sooner you act the better the result.
Now you mention it. . .walkjivefly wrote:Are you some kind of contortionist or do you have a willing assistant? No, I'm not volunteering!
Oh yeah, don't forget to video the procedure, shit like that goes down well on YouTube. You could be an internet sensation
This Karma thing is a little bitchy, I must say. Got a PM from some cockhead saying "Keep it to yerself" in relation to this thread with a reduction in my "karma" attached. Hopefully he gets a boil shortly. That would really be "karma".Advocatus Diaboli wrote:No, I don't have any issue with that, but you must admit that you have a wealth of experience with these kind of problems, don't you ? But as a little compensation for my inappropriate comment I have increased your Karma.scoffer wrote:I decided that a serious question had been asked, and believed I could assist.
And if you have an issue with this,
Well that says a lot about your problems in getting your life together.
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Re: There's a boil on my arse.
Well he thinks I'm an arsehole, does that make me scoffer's arsehole?Advocatus Diaboli wrote:You wouldn't believe it - Scoffer has a problem with his asshole
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Nice asshole discussion , but you forgot to mention that it wasn't me who reduced your Karma. I principally don't reduce Karma for asshole thingies.Jerry Atrick wrote:This Karma thing is a little bitchy, I must say. Got a PM from some cockhead saying "Keep it to yerself" in relation to this thread with a reduction in my "karma" attached. Hopefully he gets a boil shortly. That would really be "karma".Advocatus Diaboli wrote: No, I don't have any issue with that, but you must admit that you have a wealth of experience with these kind of problems, don't you ? But as a little compensation for my inappropriate comment I have increased your Karma.
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It would have been anal of you if you had, but no, it was nobody who has posted in the thread at all.
My arse still hurts. Amazing how we take being seated for granted until we cannot comfortably sit any longer
My arse still hurts. Amazing how we take being seated for granted until we cannot comfortably sit any longer
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It's a tissue damage (you have mentioned bicycling I guess). The human body needs time to repair damaged tissue. All you can do is to support your body and try to avoid a secondary infection (antibiotics). Also try to get a Dimethylsulfoxid cream - it has a strong decongestant effect.Jerry Atrick wrote:My arse still hurts.
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Well, that's a relief. If it gets too nasty they have to amputate.Jerry Atrick wrote:Boom
And thank you for not posting before and after photos.
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Re: There's a boil on my arse.
i had 2 just below my armpit when i was living in SR, was in a nightmare of a place, made the mistake of popping and squeezing, as i first though it was just an infected mozzy bite, but apparently that just encourages the puss to build up was in pain for weeks, anti biotics sorted it out
hope all is well now for you
hope all is well now for you
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When I got up this morning with blood stained underwear from the thing draining overnight my wife asked me if it was a heavy period
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