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Come on A Bardies! Finish the story! :popcorn:
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General Mackevili wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:07 pm Come on A Bardies! Finish the story! :popcorn:
He said smart ass comments are not appreciated so I'll be suprised if he comes back after seeing this thread.
Nice to respect posters who seriously are asking for help.
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Did anybody pick him up at his hotel?
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Sorry, just to clarify because this may be important, I recommended that the OP not argue,
that does not mean he should admit guilt, that would be a terrible mistake. He should deny guilt and tell the police
his case but in a polite manner.
OP, in case you don't know guys have gone to prison for stuff like this. I don't mean to scare you but that's the reason
you don't mess with them and you pay them. Even if you're completely innocent you have to pay the cops here whatever
they demand, and if you don't pay their first offer they'll pass it on to higher cops who will increase the amount. Welcome to Cambodia.
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superferret wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2018 9:52 pm This guys story is probably real, there are some fucking psycho bitches here. He's probably paranoid about the hotel being involved,
but if he has local police looking for him, he should try to leave the country ASAP. Police here don't play nice.
OP, as someone else said just take a motorbike to any neighborhood a few kilometers out of center and find a local guesthouse.
Be sure to look like a calm normal guy and not a wired methhead and just say your passport is at the motorbike rentals if they even ask (your friend has the motorbike)
If you get taken to the station, do not argue, be very polite, they will want a payment of a few hundred dollars, which they will say.
You have to pay this, if you argue you will get totally screwed, the best you can do is negotiate to about half their original offer saying you don't have money. If they accuse you of drugs the amount could be a couple thousand, you want to pay this as fast as you can, so get started preparing the money.
Do not ever fuck with the police pay as fast as you can and get out of there.
This is from someone who's been there, done that. Not me, of course, a friend of mine.
One more thing is the amount of money police demand is based on how much money they think you have, so do not go in there with your ipad 8
dressed nicely, you have to look like a barang on a 500 dollar monthly budget who's a really nice guy just in over his head.
If you have anything that could be used against you, such as porn on your computer delete and wipe your hard drives immediately. If they arrest you they will take all your belonging and search through everything.
If you make it safe and don't plan to come back, be sure to do a blog post about the psycho so we know who she is.
This is way too much common sense for a meth-head who's made a bevy of bad choices. You're pissin up a rope here.

If the cops got him the chances of him making another bad choice are 100%

The chance that we laugh at it and make fun of the schmuck, are also 100% :beer3:
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General Mackevili wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2018 2:37 am Did anybody pick him up at his hotel?
For free ??? :stir:
Don't forget the water buffalo
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Username Taken wrote: Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:21 pm Oh yes, I remember you. Here's your post in the Introduce Yourself thread.
A bardies wrote: Wed Feb 07, 2018 1:58 am All the lady boys want to fuck me as I'm pretty handsome. Many arguments between them and my girlfriend. I do have some respect for privacy but I sent the admin a video for his eyes only. I'm living real cambo style and I fucking love it so much god bless the kingdom of Cambodia. Not boasting or anything like its nothing to be proud of or cool just very exciting times for a sheltered young man from new zealand.
To a bardies:
did u think maybe they want to 'fuck' most anybody for the purpose to get, including steal, money from anybody mainly foreigners who will go for it.
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zmth, you and this bardies guy should get together and tear up the town!
maybe a book in that.
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frank lee bent wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:15 pm zmth, you and this bardies guy should get together and tear up the town!
maybe a book in that.
A bardies might be better off on K tbh
You must walk in traffic to cross the road - Cambodian proverb
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Is A Bardies French? If so, he might have been picked up running around Phnom Penh naked.

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