Haemorrhoids
Haemorrhoids
Hi there gang. I've been lucky enough to receive my first ever external haemorrhoid and it's a beauty. I feel like I have a thumb sticking out of my arse. Anyone here with any experience could tell me which brand of meds/cream are worth a go? Am missing germaloids and my doctor. Would not be so concerned but I am in the middle of a project that requires me to bike a fair few miles a day down these dreamy smooth roads. Maybe a new best friend resides in my anus and is just dying to get out... 
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RickyBobby
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Re: Haemorrhoids
As crazy as it sounds, if you stop eating, you don't shit. That can heal Hemorrhoids. Your entire digestive tract has a rest.
This is not to mention all the other healing benefits of water fasting. A total reset of your microbiome, a healing of autoimmune diseases, and autophagy.
The obvious benefit is weight loss which will also fix so many other health issues a lot of people suffer from.
This guy is well past Water Fasting for 120 days and has already lost over 200 lbs. Incredible.
This is not to mention all the other healing benefits of water fasting. A total reset of your microbiome, a healing of autoimmune diseases, and autophagy.
The obvious benefit is weight loss which will also fix so many other health issues a lot of people suffer from.
This guy is well past Water Fasting for 120 days and has already lost over 200 lbs. Incredible.
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cptrelentless
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Re: Haemorrhoids
Get your missus to have at it with a hot poker.
[EDIT] Anusol was always my go to, bismuth oxide.
[EDIT] Anusol was always my go to, bismuth oxide.
Re: Haemorrhoids
Strangely enough putting ice on it for a short time helps. And there is a medicine called Daflon also helps.
Exercise like walking and swimming is also good.
Exercise like walking and swimming is also good.
Re: Haemorrhoids
I had a anal companion about 12 yrs ago, on advice I bascically became a vegan for few a months and stopped drinking, eventually it stopped being angry and dried up to like a dried up wort, came home paraletic one night froze it with ice and ripped the bastard out, never came back.
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Re: Haemorrhoids
dont be a snowflake and push the buggers back inside where they belong 
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Re: Haemorrhoids
You've got to watch those powerful bum guns...
You can use lidocaine to ease the pain, which is a topical anesthetic. Common brand in Cambodia is Titanoreine - a la lidocaine.
You can use lidocaine to ease the pain, which is a topical anesthetic. Common brand in Cambodia is Titanoreine - a la lidocaine.
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Re: Haemorrhoids
Ffs, this guy is asking for haemorrhoidal advice? want fast relief and nothing reoccurring? Stay off CEO
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Re: Haemorrhoids
Any cream or pills will only make your ass skin stronger to feel the pain less.
There is no way to cure it, just drink water, wait, and pray
There is no way to cure it, just drink water, wait, and pray
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Re: Haemorrhoids
A gentle diet can go a long way. Avoid the fats and sugars, avoid rough fiber.