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Don't be a fool, Vladimir. If it works, there is no need to purchase this one:vladimir wrote:...no pay, no pee!
A little double chamber glass flask filled with your urine and some chloride, and all your problems are solved.
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AD, why don't you use cat urine?
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Because he doesn't piss everyday on the floor.
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Bacteria working on the stuff must be the cause of the ammonia in urine. Fresh urine doesn't smell, but a bum's pants sure do !
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You can get Potassium Nitrate from urine as well which is really handy in making gunpowder.
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Urine was big business during the Roman Empire. It was saved, sold, taxed, and stolen. It was the detergent of the time. Link: http://www.cienciahistorica.com/article ... se-things/
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i was going to say this thread confused me, because my mum uses bleach when cleaning the toilet, but as you said it must be "stale" piss that causes it....
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Re: Because I'm not a chemist.........but an idiot
Advocatus Diaboli wrote:I just made a test: I took fresh urine and mixed it with bleach........hardly any reaction. Will repeat same test tomorrow with 24 hours old urine. By then the ammonia content should be much higher with the outcome described above.
Yeah, and I've pissed in chlorine swimming pools a lot. Nothing happens (besides getting a noticeable decline in "pool party" invitations in recent years).Jamie_Lambo wrote:i was going to say this thread confused me, because my mum uses bleach when cleaning the toilet, but as you said it must be "stale" piss that causes it....
Random fact: No matter what crazy stories your friends have told you, specially treated pool water that turns blue/green when you pee in it does NOT exist.
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You have a cat that pees on the ceiling?Advocatus Diaboli wrote:Because he doesn't piss everyday on the floor.
AD has lost it, guys, we need to pop round with the tinfoil.
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