Asking the ladies out
- Jamie_Lambo
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Re: Asking the ladies out
naaa... more like "areet pet, mi luv fer yers is like diarrhoea, i jus canny hold it in..."
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Re: Asking the ladies out
What bar did this happen in? Did the bouncer kick you out or tell you to stay away from her or what?
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Re: Asking the ladies out
CEO
has its own bat shit member now
has its own bat shit member now
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- newkidontheblock
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Re: Asking the ladies out
Are you sure it was a bouncer? Maybe a bodyguard assigned by her boyfriend to protect the merchandise. Hence the bored look.
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Re: Asking the ladies out
Hats off to you Cam readers can rely on you to get down to the nitty gritty
Actually OP, this could make a pretty good story...you know, the trials and tribulations of the one that got away, what might have been, unrequited love etc etc
- frank lee bent
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Re: Asking the ladies out
1) introduce self
2) relate requirements for the assignment (scoping)
3) buy some drinks and assess results of point 2.
4) offer terms
2) relate requirements for the assignment (scoping)
3) buy some drinks and assess results of point 2.
4) offer terms
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5) execute plan B in the event of any unintended interference from BF, ex BF, ex hubbie, bodyguard, bad assed bouncer or other admirer
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Re: Asking the ladies out
Are those the same shoes you attacked GM with? Sexy!
Re: Asking the ladies out
No, your night was not ruined.geordiesky wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:50 pm ....
This big bad assed bouncer suddenly pops out of nowhere while i steadfastily am halfway on my path to deliver my well thought out pick up line.
Fuck. My night is ruined, I thought. Girl was pretty sweet, too.
....
You got the correct answer to your question, although it did not come according to your scenario.
She's not available.
Worrying about pickup lines seems to me like you cede control of the conversation to the woman.
You are not her servant. You should maintain control.
You talk to her to find out:
1. is she a drunk or a junkie or lesbian?
2. does she have a bf?
3. can you meet? if so, when and where?
Find out these things fast. If you can't close the deal, move on.
When I need advice about life, I just check in here.
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