YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

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YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by clutchcargo » Sat Jan 25, 2020 10:44 am

Emilia Fart decided she never wanted to leave her bathtub

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Emilia was fully clothed in the bath, and so concluded there was “nothing weird” about the situation. Sure enough, the driver followed her delivery instructions and entered her bathroom to deliver her chicken Caesar salad. Emilia thanked the world for the golden age it’s in, and also her bathtub for being a “chariot of discovery” because “there is no better salad than a bath salad.”

“I know what I want, don’t judge me for it,” she said of her order. “It might be a salad. It might be a Caesar salad. It might be a chicken Caesar salad. Don’t judge me. It’s very high quality, OK? There’s radishes in it, guys.”

“I would rather give up my precious Cesar salad than get out of this tub,” she said. “Also, here’s another fear. What if the person is a murderer?”

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Full story: https://www.businessinsider.com.au/yout ... tub-2020-1
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Re: YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by IraHayes » Sat Jan 25, 2020 11:18 am

Sometimes I look on the various scenarios of impending doom that could befall us and think.... “tomorrow wouldn’t be too soon.”
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Re: YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by fax » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:24 pm

Don’t judge the orange fart in the bathtub, but why are you attracted to Asian women? Right...
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Re: YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by clutchcargo » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:33 pm

I think it just goes to show the lengths these YouTubers will go to get subscribers/comments. Reminds me of that Iranian dude with his provocative 'Do not come to Cambodia!' vid.

The world has gone a bit nuttier..
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Post by JUDGEDREDD » Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:40 pm

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Re: YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by Pedroviera » Sat Jan 25, 2020 6:35 pm

How about the 18 year old Uber driver young buck first week on the job and delivered her salad . He saw woman order/credit card/voice and thought a penthouse forum episode in the making (the salad threw him off) If a man tried to play this joke and was unlucky enough to get a female Uber driver he'd probably end up in jail. Even with his clothes on
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Re: YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by Alex » Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:11 pm

I don't dare watching the video.
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Re: YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by Ghostwriter » Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:49 pm

She could rebrand herself as Amelia Jacuzzi
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Re: YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by Duncan » Tue Jan 28, 2020 2:51 pm

Alex wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:11 pm
I don't dare watching the video.

You will never know what you are missing out on.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: YouTuber Amelia Fart got an Uber Eats Caesar salad delivered directly to her bathtub

Post by DaveG » Tue Jan 28, 2020 5:40 pm

look at the color of the water, it's disgusting yuck !!!!!!
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