Your Favourite Puns..

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Your Favourite Puns..

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I am partial to clever puns, what are your guys favourites... good or bad?

Pun away...
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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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A great Italian pasta away yesterday.

Biochemists have finally found a way to prevent conception using the 'safe period' method. It's about bleeding time!

That last one isn't funny. Period.
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I always thought Oxford Road was way to educational for most people.
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Adam Had'm (fleas that is.)
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Not really a pun, rather a quick joke, but here goes anyway - Did you hear about the blond bank robber ? She tied up the safe and blew the guards !
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Kuroneko's feline punny today.
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vladimir wrote:Kuroneko's feline punny today.
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ahhhhhh please stop with the cat puns!!! they freak Meowt!!
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