Your Favourite Puns..

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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by vladimir » Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:09 pm

Don't be a pussy.
Jesus loves you...Mexico is great, right? ;)
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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by Kuroneko » Sun Jun 14, 2015 3:32 pm

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Pro “cat” inator! one of the best procatination tools below :lol:

http://procatinator.com/
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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Sun Jun 14, 2015 5:19 pm

vladimir wrote:Don't be a pussy.
No need to get Purrsonal
:tophat: Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks :x
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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by Kuroneko » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:40 am

Jamie_Lambo wrote:
vladimir wrote:Don't be a pussy.
No need to get Purrsonal
:D
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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by wackyjacky » Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:22 am

Kuroneko, you're definitely infected with a late stage Toxoplasma Gondii infection which actually makes one love cats obsessively. Lose the felines and get yourself some anti-parasite drugs before it's too late: http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/sci ... d-suicide/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by Kuroneko » Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:32 am

wackyjacky wrote:Kuroneko, you're definitely infected with a late stage Toxoplasma Gondii infection which actually makes one love cats obsessively. Lose the felines and get yourself some anti-parasite drugs before it's too late: http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/sci ... d-suicide/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:05 am

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:tophat: Mean Dtuk Mean Trei, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks :x
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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by vladimir » Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:57 pm

Questions for dirty lawyers:

Have you looked through her briefs?
• He’s one hard judge!
• Counselor let’s do it in chambers!
• His attorney withdrew at the last minute!
• Is it a penal offense?
• Better leave the handcuffs on
• For $200 an hour she better be good!
• Can you get him to drop his suit?
• The judge gave her the stiffest one he could!
• Think you can get me off?
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Re: Your Favourite Puns..

Post by Kuroneko » Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:22 pm

vladimir wrote:Don't be a pussy.
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