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If you have something so weird, strange or off-topic to post and think it doesn't belong in any other forum; you're probably right. Please put all your gormless, half-baked, inane, glaikit ideas in here. This might also be a place where we throw threads that appear elsewhere that don't belong ANYWHERE end up, instead of having to flush them. FORUM RULES STILL APPLY.
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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by juansweetpotato » Wed May 06, 2015 11:47 am

vladimir wrote:
Tim Linkinwater wrote:And, yes. Scottish schools in the '70s taught grammar.
Never, ever, ever, start a sentence with a conjunction.

it's called a conjunction, because it JOINS things, not starts things.

Just for the record.
But...
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Chomsky and Pinker can cunting well cunt off and cunt

Post by Playboy » Wed May 06, 2015 11:59 am

juansweetpotato wrote:hey! I just posted a group we should all take the piss out of, and you all just put your hands up saying you wanted to join it.
And for your information a kid on the street with no education speaks using better grammar than a uni prof from oxford. His is the natural language re the work of Chomsky and Pinker. American and modern. Not British and anachronistic.
My keyboard and spell checker are firmly on the other side of the Atlantic.
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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by UKJ » Wed May 06, 2015 12:08 pm

Playboy wrote:
UKJ wrote:
Playboy wrote:
Soi Dog wrote:^Yeah, ignorant, racist comments are always good for a chuckle, eh?
They are the best, racism is one of the last truly funny areas left in life, that and sexism :plus1: :plus1: :plus1:
I think you'll find that racist comedians like Bernard Manning went out of fashion because racism isn't funny. He could only play to a tiny minority of the type of people Racist Rob looks down on and calls schemies. I guess Rob is a schemie at heart, which I guessed by his mention of Fray Bentos pies, which are as 1970's as his sense of humour.
- I even found one that did not use the word xxx, so as to not offend the delicate sensibilities of the Gonk and his FanBoys 8)
Maybe someone could give an example of RobW's " funny racist shit" ? Just using racist terms, or being an oik on a forum, isn't really cutting edge. Although it does get him seen, as we had all forgot who he was until he oiked :D
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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by vladimir » Wed May 06, 2015 12:11 pm

Playboy, does Mummy know you are posting here?

We don't want you getting spanked, do we? (Difficult question, I know)

How is the Wat Phnom club doing?
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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by UKJ » Wed May 06, 2015 12:19 pm

vladimir wrote:Never had the pleasure but he's big friends with the bragging dwarf.

That's enough.
Who's the bragging dwarf?
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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by Tim Linkinwater » Wed May 06, 2015 12:22 pm

UKJ wrote:
vladimir wrote:Never had the pleasure but he's big friends with the bragging dwarf.

That's enough.
Who's the bragging dwarf?
That's that twat, Andy in Asia. Stay well away from the pair of them and you'll be happier. Honestly, bro.
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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by Rain Dog » Wed May 06, 2015 12:41 pm

vladimir wrote:Playboy, does Mummy know you are posting here?

We don't want you getting spanked, do we? (Difficult question, I know)

How is the Wat Phnom club doing?
In the spirit of the duckie thing. Turn left for spankings. Turn right for backslapping.

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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by Rain Dog » Wed May 06, 2015 12:45 pm

Some of course "go both ways".

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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by UKJ » Wed May 06, 2015 12:50 pm

Tim Linkinwater wrote:
UKJ wrote:
vladimir wrote:Never had the pleasure but he's big friends with the bragging dwarf.

That's enough.
Who's the bragging dwarf?
That's that twat, Andy in Asia. Stay well away from the pair of them and you'll be happier. Honestly, bro.
Cheers :thumb:
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Re: If You Have Something Random to Say About K440, Put It H

Post by Cowshed Cowboy » Wed May 06, 2015 1:59 pm

Now this thread's got legs, excellent. What's wrong with Fray Bentos pies anyway, how come a tin of tomato soup can become an iconic piece of art and the Fray Bentos pie can be overlooked. Tracy Emin, Banksy and Damien Hirst have let the side down.
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