Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetakeway.
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Re: Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetake
Either they have a wicked sense of humor in Tennessee or somebody should build a big wall around the state.Anchor Moy wrote:Ok this is for you Hanno, in case you feel the urge to go to Tennessee:hanno wrote:More please. It strengthens my resolve to never, ever set foot on that continent.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/tennessee
Just a sample of laws in the state of Tennessee.I think the law about the whales wins first prize ?Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.
(But I'm tossing up with the law about "dumb animals.")
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Re: Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetake
Shootings over no bacon:
Buns don't kill people, people do.
Buns don't kill people, people do.
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Re: Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetake
http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2006/nov/ ... .musicnews
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... unded.html
http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/24/europe/czech-shooting/
And this somewhat suspect site, but non the less: http://www.ijreview.com/2015/06/348197- ... him-wrong/
Yup, Americans are violent nutters, on par with where you come from it seems.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... unded.html
http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/24/europe/czech-shooting/
And this somewhat suspect site, but non the less: http://www.ijreview.com/2015/06/348197- ... him-wrong/
Yup, Americans are violent nutters, on par with where you come from it seems.
It's all foma ~ kv
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Re: Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetake
Difference is that you have to go back to 2006(!) to make an example; in the US it seems enough to look at yesterday's papers......GonzoBobH wrote:http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2006/nov/ ... .musicnews
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... unded.html
http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/24/europe/czech-shooting/
And this somewhat suspect site, but non the less: http://www.ijreview.com/2015/06/348197- ... him-wrong/
Yup, Americans are violent nutters, on par with where you come from it seems.
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Re: Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetake
You convict people for firing a handgun at a McDonald's ???? Americans !!!! I would have awarded her a medal.Kuroneko wrote:
A woman who fired a handgun at a McDonald's drive-thru after they served her cheeseburger without bacon was convicted today, March 26.
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Re: Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetake
At least she didn't pull a gun, right ?
http://911wackos.blogspot.fr/2011/01/wo ... times.html
Woman jailed for calling 911 four times to complain about manicure
A woman in Deltona, Florida who called 911 at least four times because she was upset about a bad manicure, was put in jail.
Volusia County authorities say Cynthia Colston got into a fight with a manicurist and was slightly injured with a nail clipper.
Colston says the dispute began when she refused to pay full price for nails that she felt had been cut too short. Officials say Colston made a series of calls to 911, even including one after a deputy had arrived to settle the situation.
(info from http://www.wblk.com/)
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It's all foma ~ kv
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I once got kicked out from the Dunedin casino because I called a security guard a balded skin head. Dialed 111 to complain, the operator chick politely told me to seek counseling.
EVERYONE BOW DOWN AND PAY EXTREME HOMAGE TO HIS MAJESTIES flying chicken©
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Re: Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetake
More from those crazy people who like their fastfood with guns. (Thank you Texas - looking good.)
There is outrage at Whataburger's decision to refuse to accept open-carry customers in their Texas restaurants.
Note to "normal" people: you can still take your gun to Whataburger if it is concealed. But these customers are "up in arms"(sorry) because Whataburger says they can't flash them around in the restaurant.
What is it with fastfood and guns? Does a burger taste better when you're packing - and when everyone can see that ?
(And could someone please call 911 to complain about the name "Whataburger" - I mean WTF.)
Also, FFS "DON'T FORGET THE BACON".
There is outrage at Whataburger's decision to refuse to accept open-carry customers in their Texas restaurants.
Note to "normal" people: you can still take your gun to Whataburger if it is concealed. But these customers are "up in arms"(sorry) because Whataburger says they can't flash them around in the restaurant.
What is it with fastfood and guns? Does a burger taste better when you're packing - and when everyone can see that ?
(And could someone please call 911 to complain about the name "Whataburger" - I mean WTF.)
Also, FFS "DON'T FORGET THE BACON".
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/gun-nut ... staurants/Burger-craving gun lovers are outraged over Whataburger’s policy against openly carrying firearms inside the fast food chain’s Texas restaurants.
The state will allow licensed gun owners to legally carry handguns in belt or shoulder holsters starting in January — although individual business owners will be allowed to ban weapons if they display signs that conform to strict rules on appearance, wording and text size.
The company’s president and CEO, Preston Atkinson, said he personally enjoys hunting and holds a concealed carry permit – but he said the restaurant’s customers have said they’re uncomfortable eating around others who are openly carrying rifles and pistols.
Gun lovers expressed outrage on Twitter over the company’s decision.
http://t.co/ZgG0xWSCtn I'm uncomfortable eating in a place that doesn't respect the Constitution. I've had my last WhatTheFuckBuger.
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Re: Woman calls 911 because she doesn't like her chinesetake
A constitution that was written when Indians still roamed the land and the country just came out of a civil war. Who the heck needs to display a gun when eating a burger?I'm uncomfortable eating in a place that doesn't respect the Constitution.
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