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phuketrichard
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by phuketrichard » Wed Feb 27, 2019 10:17 am
I like #5
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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by Kayve » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:11 am
I'd wait to get a look at their face before making my pick
Don't forget the water buffalo
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by hanno » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:21 am
Kayve wrote: ↑ Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:11 am
I'd wait to get a look at their face before making my pick
True. As we say in German: "Von hinten Hui, von vorne Pfui". Roughly "great from behind, beer goggle material from the front".
And if this is Thailand, you would want a look at those Adam's apples.
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by Captain Bonez » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:22 am
How do their trousers stay up with those ironing board asses?
If you enjoy noise pollution and obnoxious driving practices, Phnom Penh is the place for you!
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by Captain » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:32 am
You, sir, are a booty aficionado, I also love number five.
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by hanno » Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:09 pm
Captain Bonez wrote: ↑ Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:22 am
How do their trousers stay up with those ironing board asses?
Even though I grew up in Africa, those massive butts never did it for me.
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by Clutch Cargo » Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:14 pm
Kayve wrote: ↑ Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:11 am
I'd wait to get a look at their face before making my pick
Looks like this old expression has been lost:
"You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire"
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by Clutch Cargo » Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:20 pm
hanno wrote: ↑ Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:09 pm
Captain Bonez wrote: ↑ Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:22 am
How do their trousers stay up with those ironing board asses?
Even though I grew up in Africa, those massive butts never did it for me.
Come come Hanno, fess up..
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by Jcml19 » Wed Feb 27, 2019 12:35 pm
Kayve wrote: ↑ Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:11 am
I'd wait to get a look at their face before making my pick
Concur.... Need to see front side.... These life alterating decisions cant be made without knowing all the details
But id go with num 2 bc of the slight bubble...
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