What the fuck did Google Translate say?

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What the fuck did Google Translate say?

Post by General Mackevili » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:57 am

This is going: the Asinine Arena. But what the hell is going on here? Sounds like it's not even worthy of a Facebook status update, and definitely doesn't belong in a newspaper.





Google Translate:

Pailin: girl her father to marry a man who is a cousin After marry into live house husband for over 3 years She does not get the love or happiness honeymoon, because her husband does not love him angkeuy resistance did she ask divorce go home at home.

Sad love this one girl named Var Hern, 20, had called in sick mother, 45, father 49-year-old Van magnetic farmers homeland village ponds wild monkeys Trapaing standing Kampong Cham men without heart Met nthou 22-year-old mother named Chuan, 42, father Mexico Chantha, 43, a farmer's hometown village above the current village cane Park West neighborhood Pailin Pailin.

Accordingly to describe the mother in Sichuan said disagreement between him and sister at home match two children, brothers and cousins ​​to marry each other on 13 January 2011 by a mature parent sisters heard music to echo the noise, for the past 3 days to complete. He added that before his married son and daughter, who is a nephew pent lain together Duch walk like love literal and he never saw the boy walking hand Women's son did not know how after preparing the Suddenly his son did not like his wife even at night combined sleep he saw that his son does not sleep in a room with his wife when he saw his wife to sleep in his room son to sleep outside when the wife out to sleep outside son He slept inside as playing in film Pinnochio unless he was forced to go to sleep inside the two suddenly lay their backs to each other .

http://kohsantepheapdaily.com.kh/article/105505.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
(Pictures too :facepalm: )
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Re: What the fuck did Google Translate say?

Post by Milord » Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:40 am

Incest?
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Re: What the fuck did Google Translate say?

Post by Garry.Crabtree » Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:54 am

I am very like use google translate
According to the proverb: The pun is mightier than the sword
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Re: What the fuck did Google Translate say?

Post by boomer » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:24 am

Impressive story !!! :facepalm: Still one thing ain't clear to me... Girl go sleep with Pinnochio or man take nose Pinnochio then go sleep with girl to play nose to her???
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Re: What the fuck did Google Translate say?

Post by Mr Curious » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:34 am

I'm sorry, but after using Google translate a LOT for Thai I have to surmise that anyone using it for Khmer has WAY too much time on their hands or is a glutton for punishment. It's useless. The member we need on HERE is PorkyPig, that new translate guy. He's GOOD.
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Re: What the fuck did Google Translate say?

Post by wackyjacky » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:24 pm

^^^ Yup, pretty useless for Thai too IMO. This translation is far more coherent than most. For a good laugh, try reading Agoda Hotel reviews that GT has mangled.
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Re: What the fuck did Google Translate say?

Post by General Mackevili » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:52 pm

It's still improving, but it's worthless half the time.

Sometimes it's damn near perfect though, which almost makes me wonder if some of the articles were translated into Khmer from English first and I'm just translating them back, LoL.
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