Turtle Having Sex with a Rollerblade (video)

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Turtle Having Sex with a Rollerblade (video)

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I'm a little disturbed by this. I don't know if it's the turtle moaning or the turtle's penis which looks like calamari that will give me more nightmares. WTF.

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General Mackevili wrote:I'm a little disturbed by this. I don't know if it's the turtle moaning or the turtle's penis which looks like calamari that will give me more nightmares. WTF
Just NO. I am not going to watch your sick video because I'm going to the market to buy some calamari tomorrow. (Maybe I'll watch it the day after. :plus1: )
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Anchor Moy wrote:
General Mackevili wrote:I'm a little disturbed by this. I don't know if it's the turtle moaning or the turtle's penis which looks like calamari that will give me more nightmares. WTF
Just NO. I am not going to watch your sick video because I'm going to the market to buy some calamari tomorrow. (Maybe I'll watch it the day after. :plus1: )
My advice is to watch it after you've taken the time to cook it, but right before you eat it.
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Dude no.

This turtle penis thing was going around the Internet months ago and I had forgotten about it.

Thanks for the visual reminder.
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He's really going to town there.
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haha yeah this videos been round a while, ooooooold squid dick! hahaha
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I'm a little turned on...
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