think ur in the wrong body?

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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by vladimir » Wed Jun 24, 2015 6:58 pm

I know who everyone is.

Nothing can be hidden from the vlad.

Your mother and I knew each other, in fact... :lol:

Discretion.
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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by wasabi » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:27 am

Therapist wrote: Vladimir, sometimes I feel that you know who I am and that you are trolling me.
:unknown:
Or you could be a brother from another mother.
vladimir wrote:I know who everyone is.

Nothing can be hidden from the vlad.

Your mother and I knew each other, in fact... :lol:

Discretion.
So he's your father :hattip:
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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by vladimir » Thu Jun 25, 2015 10:50 am

Who?

How could he be my father if I'm his half-brother?
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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by BOFH » Thu Jun 25, 2015 10:50 am

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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by BOFH » Thu Jun 25, 2015 10:50 am

vladimir wrote:How could he be my father if I'm his half-brother?
Your mother is your sister.
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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by vladimir » Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:41 am

Related joke:

Hillbilly introduces his 13yo gf to his paw.

Paw, this is Anabelle, she's a virgin, kin I marry her?

No way!

Ah, Paw, why not?

If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours!

trivia: that whacko kamikaze guy Graham Greene married his first cousin.
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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by Kuroneko » Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:48 pm

vladimir wrote:
trivia: that whacko kamikaze guy Graham Greene married his first cousin.
So did Jerry Lee Lewis

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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by kiwiincambodia » Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:51 pm

I know I'm in the right body. Just look at my avatar.

How could you deny that sexy beast?
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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by Therapist » Thu Jun 25, 2015 4:05 pm

kiwiincambodia wrote:I know I'm in the right body. Just look at my avatar.

How could you deny that sexy beast?
You are in deed sexy and a beast.

If Vladimir is my Half-Brother Father and we genetically spliced an embryo to form a child;
would something like you be born?
I look like half of you already.
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Re: think ur in the wrong body?

Post by vladimir » Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:28 pm

Room full of mirrors
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