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Great work if you can get it - NOT ! A Chinese zookeeper licked a rare monkey's anus for an hour to facilitate the elimination of a dangerous peanut. Given more time I'm positive the Zoo could have found many who would have paid for the privilege on social media :P LINK: http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/ ... ecate.html
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WTF....
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Has the monkey laid charges?
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No, just a civil suit. Unfortunately his award is expected to amount to peanuts !
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Given the same could have been achieved with a warm wet pastry brush I'd be keeping that zookeeper away from vulnerable people.
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Apparently his name is Lik Mei Bun

Not sure what the Chinese guy's name is.
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All of you are acting ignorantly!

This is ancient well known home remedy secret of the naked subversive Sino-youn.

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