The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

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The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by PSD-Kiwi » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:20 pm

For all you lonely guys out there looking for that "But she's different" girl, hit up Veasna Hash, CMM, MBA, the First Cambodian to be certified by Matchmaking Institute, New York, USA as Certified Matchmaker. :facepalm:

Oh, and for those of you looking for a doner kebab set-up, Veasna Hash has one for sale on his match-making FB page also.

https://www.facebook.com/TheFirstCambod ... r/timeline

http://www.mybestconsult.com/

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Re: The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by potty » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:44 pm

what else you want? you only need to bring the beer..

...checking out this matchmakersite, would be the perfect job for me.

certificate and business plan after 3 days, $3,500, in UK or US, not online...
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Re: The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by potty » Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:49 pm

Q: What are the minimum criteria?

A: To be a member, the client must be single, aged 22 years to 55 years, employed, owner of business (or has sufficient income), and finished high school or bachelor degree graduated.
http://www.mybestconsult.com/index.php/ ... teria.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

..perhaps I could apply as a "Best Consult Consultant" and "work behind the scenes" for veshna?

I don't think, mr. veshna is "mba", as stated in the op...
its perhaps "MBC"... MY BEST CONSULT (MBC)
and CMM = Cambodia match making...

...didnt he forget some groups?
Our clients are singles and busy professionals who work in different work places and locations. Some of them have his/her own businesses and some others work in international organizations, public and private sectors. Our member clients ranging from business owners, normal professional staffs, accountants, lawyers, to managers, general managers, executives, entrepreneurs and director level.
http://www.matchmakinginstitute.com/bec ... atchmaker/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by StroppyChops » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:02 pm

You can't make matches with a doner kebab setup - that's just silly.
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Re: The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by potty » Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:08 pm

they arrange their client meetings at lunch time... maybe it had to do with this and they go now to minimum-wage-bk?

for matchmaker advisers they are only hiring "Cambodian female" 22 - 35 age...
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Post by General Mackevili » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:22 pm

Great news! !
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Re: The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by Kung-fu Hillbilly » Mon Dec 29, 2014 6:36 pm

A meat maker and matchmaker. How could he fail?
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Re: The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by Bitte_Kein_Lexus » Mon Dec 29, 2014 7:46 pm

I actually think it's a fairly good service. Could get lots of khmers connected. I know a lot of "older" khmer girls (27-28-29+) who have trouble finding a partner. They hold good jobs which are paid well, but like their western counterparts, focused on their careers early on and are now finding it difficult to meet a guy they'd want to marry. Some khmer men are in the same boat (albeit usually a bit older, like 35+).
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Re: The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by Joker Poker » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:31 pm

Not sure if I mentioned it before, but talking about kebabs, you can buy a Doner Kebab on my St for 3500 Riel, the same thing goes for $2.50 (10,000 Riel) on St 51.
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Re: The First Cambodian Certified Matchmaker

Post by Francis » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:49 pm

Hmmmm....my tomcat is desperately looking for a Cambodian pussy at the moment (somebody ate his girlfriend). Perhaps Veasna Hash can help him out ???

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