The Best Things About Growing Old
The Best Things About Growing Old
You don't know who the the current celebrities are.
You find out that younger girls can be fun( I never slept with a younger woman until I came to Cambodia) and like the knowledge you acquired .
Feeling smug that you had better music in your time.
You get cash back from the blood sucking government you paid for, for so long.
You cherish the time you had.
You find out that younger girls can be fun( I never slept with a younger woman until I came to Cambodia) and like the knowledge you acquired .
Feeling smug that you had better music in your time.
You get cash back from the blood sucking government you paid for, for so long.
You cherish the time you had.
General Mackevili: I just don't want you littering our forum with your drivel.
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Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
Sounds like a mid-life crisis.
Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
I hope so that will mean 50 more to go.Just think of all that piss and shit that will need to be cleaned up....Username Taken wrote:Sounds like a mid-life crisis.
General Mackevili: I just don't want you littering our forum with your drivel.
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Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
Talking about piss and shit to clean up, after you move house, I've got 4 little puppies here that could be looking for a home.
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Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
You can sound like sailorman
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Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
you can leave early by saying your tired an have to go take a nap
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
When you say you don't care what people think, you actually mean it.
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Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
One of the best things about growing old is the amount of money one saves by not having to have a haircut so often.
Problem is I spend all that ''saved '' money on Viagra and condoms.
Problem is I spend all that ''saved '' money on Viagra and condoms.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
I guess we live in a youth-worshipping world but off the top of my head:
You have no more/less debt…
You have more eclectic worldly tastes in everything…
You stop caring about dressing trendy…can sport a beard/hat without looking like a hipster…
You know who you are and intuitive women realize it…
You care less what everyone thinks…and can give an opinion without chest puffing…
You can see the forest faster without having to examine every tree…information triage…
I realize I love/appreciate movies with more “elderly” protagonists as well:
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy where Gary Oldman, George Smiley, uses his geriatric wisdom and experience to come out the hero.
Akira Kurasawa’s Seven Samurai and Sanjuro in which the older ronin dominate with wisdom and martial experience.
Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven.
That final scene of the Last of the Mohicans where the father, Chingachgook, avenges his son’s death!
Etc.
And this makes me smile:
You have no more/less debt…
You have more eclectic worldly tastes in everything…
You stop caring about dressing trendy…can sport a beard/hat without looking like a hipster…
You know who you are and intuitive women realize it…
You care less what everyone thinks…and can give an opinion without chest puffing…
You can see the forest faster without having to examine every tree…information triage…
I realize I love/appreciate movies with more “elderly” protagonists as well:
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy where Gary Oldman, George Smiley, uses his geriatric wisdom and experience to come out the hero.
Akira Kurasawa’s Seven Samurai and Sanjuro in which the older ronin dominate with wisdom and martial experience.
Clint Eastwood as William Munny in Unforgiven.
That final scene of the Last of the Mohicans where the father, Chingachgook, avenges his son’s death!
Etc.
And this makes me smile:
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Re: The Best Things About Growing Old
Stop deluding yourselves, there's nothing good about growing old, other than that it beats the fuck out of the alternative.
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