Size matters

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Size matters

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do u measure up??


Well here is what we have all secretly been waiting for – a global ranking of Wang sizes. BodyRock is based in Canada, so I guess we will just have to continue to take pride in our Hockey prowess.

Out of the 80 countries they researched, the average penis size is 5.5 inches. South America is the most well hung continent at 6.36 inches. While North Korea, at 3.8 inches, takes home the booby prize.

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-The proper way to measure is from tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.
-The global average is 5.5 inches.
-The most well hung country in our study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches.
-On average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).
-North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches).
-Only 3 percent of men worldwide are over 8 inches. Only 6 percent of men actually need extra large condoms.
-Of the 80 countries included, the U.S. ranks #61 in average erect penis size.
In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. HST
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This might be a quiet thread with our serial posters being mainly from uk usa or Australia :lol:
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No Cambodian. :(
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Samouth wrote:No Cambodian. :(
You can tell everyone they tried to measure Cambodian penises for the survey, but their measuring tape wasn't long enough.
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Soi Dog wrote:
Samouth wrote:No Cambodian. :(
You can tell everyone they tried to measure Cambodian penises for the survey, but their measuring tape wasn't long enough.
I think we have the same size with Thai or Vietnamese. :)
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This is where I come clean and reveal my true identity, Fred Mutombo.

Hungary ? Okay screw the Sunday roast I'm on the goulash from now on.
Yes sir, I can boogie, I can boogie, boogie, boogie all night long.
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Samouth wrote:
Soi Dog wrote:
Samouth wrote:No Cambodian. :(
You can tell everyone they tried to measure Cambodian penises for the survey, but their measuring tape wasn't long enough.
I think we have the same size with Thai or Vietnamese. :)
Wrong and even if I might get hammered to have an opinion on this...
Thai and viets are from chinese origin while Cambodian have austronesian roots, which should give them a penis size advantage...
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Do North Koreans really have the smallest dicks in the world? How would they even know that?
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Soi Dog wrote:
Samouth wrote:No Cambodian. :(
You can tell everyone they tried to measure Cambodian penises for the survey, but their measuring tape wasn't long enough.
A street by street survey is in progress at this very time. Living in a street with a big number helps.
Cambodia,,,, Don't fall in love with her.
Like the spoilt child she is, she will not be happy till she destroys herself from within and breaks your heart.
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MekongMouse wrote:Do North Koreans really have the smallest dicks in the world? How would they even know that?
:popcorn:

It seems the North Koreans are particularly susceptible to ridicule, so be careful what you say or they will start launching their big missiles .
And it's well known: big missile = small dick
(Also they tend to go off prematurely and in any old direction.) :)
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