Silly stuff about Kim Jong-un. Part1: Starts his own harem

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Silly stuff about Kim Jong-un. Part1: Starts his own harem

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Ok, I admit it - I'm a sucker for Kim Jong-un and I would like to nominate him for the world's funniest leader.
As back-up for this nomination, here is the first article which shows why he is the best. :beer1:

Kim Jong-un picks out his private harem:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... iners.html
Kim Jong-un, the North Korean leader, has ordered the creation of a new "pleasure troupe" of young women to entertain him.

Mr Kim ordered the group of women that was hand-picked by authorities loyal to his father and predecessor, Kim Jong-il, to be disbanded shortly after his death in December 2011, according to South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper. He has now decided, however, to resurrect a source of entertainment that has become a tradition for North Korean leaders.

"After he came to power, Mr Kim trusted no-one and ordered thorough investigations into every official in the regime, from the highest to the lowest", Toshimitsu Shigemura, a professor at Tokyo's Waseda University and an authority on North Korean affairs, told The Telegraph.

With that process now completed, as well as the conclusion of the three-year official mourning period after the death of Kim Jong-il, the new North Korean dictator is free to select a new generation of female companions, Prof. Shigemura said.

"The women who entertained his father knew many secrets and they have now been ordered to promise not to reveal any information before being sent back to their home towns", Prof Shigemura said.

The women who were employed as entertainers were given pay-offs of $4,000 - a huge sum in impoverished North Korea - and home appliances. Women who were employed as maids and cleaners at Kim Jong-il's palaces received about half that amount, the Chosun Ilbo reported.

With the departure of the "old guard" of entertainers, Mr Kim, "Can have a new entertainment group who only have loyalty to him", Prof Shigemura added.

"Pleasure troupes" were initially introduced by Kim Il-sung, the founder of North Korea and still revered as the nation's Eternal President.

His officials were sent to scour the countryside for the prettiest young women, who were selected to serve as dancers or singers. Others were employed as maids, but the very prettiest were obliged to become concubines to the elite.

Often as young as 13 or 14, the recruiters would tell their parents that their daughters were being taken away on a government mission to serve the nation's leader. As with everything in North Korean society, the parents had no say in the matter, even if they did have suspicions over what was really happening to their daughters.

Stationed at the leaders' mansions, the women were available whenever they were required. Many "retired" while still in their 20s and were married off to military officers looking for brides.

"This has been going on under three generations of the Kim family ruling North Korea and it has become a tradition that is also a demonstration of the leader's power over the people and his sexual power," Prof. Shigemura said.
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The ages should be a lot higher but as supreme leader this would be his God given right.
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"Its good to be King"
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Damn! The poor little guy had to wait 3 whole years before he got his own troupe! Life there really is hellish!
Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea.... Oops, I spelled "nuclear" wrong! Also, I heard that North Korea is back online after an internet outage. Sources say South Korea changed the wifi password.

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God help these poor ladies if they ever fell asleep on the job! :whip:
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You got to love a guy (Not) that uses an anti-aircraft gun to execute a general that fell asleep during his boring tirades. Takes "One shot, one kill" to a whole new level.
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You got to love a guy (Not) that uses an anti-aircraft gun to execute a general that fell asleep during his boring tirades. Takes "One shot, one kill" to a whole new level.
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The Great Leader apparently had the architect of his new airport shot as well.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 54051.html
Kim Jong-un admires his new airport.
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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un toured Pyongyang Airport’s new terminal ahead of its opening, but reports claim Kim ordered the architect to be executed after he was unhappy with its design.

State-run Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) published photos of Kim and his wife touring the sleek new terminal, but the building’s head designer, Ma Won-chun was not leading the walk-through.

Ma was one of six high-level diplomats who disappeared last year in a government purge carried out by Kim. According to The Diplomat, he was murdered in November for “corrupt practices and failure to follow orders” – namely, failing to provide an terminal that met the leader’s standards.
Just anti-North Korean propaganda no doubt. :D
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Not a bad idea to execute architects. Is the architect of this catastrophe still alive? He wouldn't if I were the prime minister there :mrgreen:

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Sailorman wrote:"Its good to be King"
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But they do look hot, don't they ?

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