Sex App that works best?

If you have something so weird, strange or off-topic to post and think it doesn't belong in any other forum; you're probably right. Please put all your gormless, half-baked, inane, glaikit ideas in here. This might also be a place where we throw threads that appear elsewhere that don't belong ANYWHERE end up, instead of having to flush them. FORUM RULES STILL APPLY.
finbar
Expatriate
Posts: 328
Joined: Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:42 am
Reputation: 90
New Caledonia

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by finbar »

rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 11:39 am
finbar wrote:
rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 9:28 am Too lazy to go to a bar?
Then the bar often end up with more of your money than the girl, which seems completely wrong.
Are you seriously that cheap that you can’t buy a girl a couple of drinks first?
A couple of drinks? How cheap do you think the girls are?
-
Per ardua, ad stercus
User avatar
rozzieoz
Expatriate
Posts: 4862
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:51 pm
Reputation: 2591
Australia

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by rozzieoz »

AmericanSteve wrote:
And you guys wonder why you struggle to get laid?
I don't struggle; I lay my money straight away down on the table and let hoe decide if its enough.
Gosh you’re all class.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
User avatar
rozzieoz
Expatriate
Posts: 4862
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:51 pm
Reputation: 2591
Australia

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by rozzieoz »

finbar wrote:
rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 11:39 am
finbar wrote:
rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 9:28 am Too lazy to go to a bar?
Then the bar often end up with more of your money than the girl, which seems completely wrong.
Are you seriously that cheap that you can’t buy a girl a couple of drinks first?
A couple of drinks? How cheap do you think the girls are?

How drunk do they need to be to go with you???


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
User avatar
fax
Expatriate
Posts: 2426
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:28 am
Reputation: 1245
Korea North

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by fax »

4 Red Bull vodka and 3 Jaegermeister and 2 quick draughts and a Fisherman's friend
User avatar
rozzieoz
Expatriate
Posts: 4862
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:51 pm
Reputation: 2591
Australia

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by rozzieoz »

There’s the problem right there.
Tequila. Always tequila.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.
finbar
Expatriate
Posts: 328
Joined: Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:42 am
Reputation: 90
New Caledonia

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by finbar »

rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:41 pm
finbar wrote:
rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 11:39 am
finbar wrote:
rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 9:28 am Too lazy to go to a bar?
Then the bar often end up with more of your money than the girl, which seems completely wrong.
Are you seriously that cheap that you can’t buy a girl a couple of drinks first?
A couple of drinks? How cheap do you think the girls are?
How drunk do they need to be to go with you???
Exactly. It's either a large bar bill, or rohypnol and the black hood.
But the point is a bar always encourages a bunch of drinks for the girl, her friends, the cashier, etc. Add a bar fine and before you know it the bar is making more than the girl.
Last edited by finbar on Fri May 25, 2018 5:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
-
Per ardua, ad stercus
User avatar
Kuroneko
Expatriate
Posts: 3809
Joined: Thu May 15, 2014 11:18 am
Reputation: 879

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by Kuroneko »

rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:53 pm There’s the problem right there.
Tequila. Always tequila.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Image
User avatar
fax
Expatriate
Posts: 2426
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:28 am
Reputation: 1245
Korea North

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by fax »

rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:53 pm There’s the problem right there.
Tequila. Always tequila.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
How many Tequila do you need? I want to make sure you get more than the bar.
User avatar
Kayve
Expatriate
Posts: 751
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:50 am
Reputation: 153
Cambodia

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by Kayve »

rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:53 pm There’s the problem right there.
Tequila. Always tequila.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Did it once, girls picked me instead :dm:
Don't forget the water buffalo
User avatar
Kayve
Expatriate
Posts: 751
Joined: Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:50 am
Reputation: 153
Cambodia

Re: Sex App that works best?

Post by Kayve »

finbar wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:58 pm
rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 2:41 pm
finbar wrote:
rozzieoz wrote: Fri May 25, 2018 11:39 am
finbar wrote: Then the bar often end up with more of your money than the girl, which seems completely wrong.
Are you seriously that cheap that you can’t buy a girl a couple of drinks first?
A couple of drinks? How cheap do you think the girls are?
How drunk do they need to be to go with you???
Exactly. It's either a large bar bill or rhypnol and the black hood.
But the point is a bar always encourages a bunch of drinks for the girl, her friends, the cashier, etc, and before you know it the bar is making more than the girl.
Then you get good reputation for the next (and other) time, you'll come :lol: .

Of course, not worth if you only plan a short stay :assasin:
Don't forget the water buffalo
Post Reply Previous topicNext topic
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Ahrefs [Bot], Majestic-12 [Bot] and 472 guests