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Re: 7 reasons

Post by Milord » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:42 am

Don't forget that the NSA knows all about the Aliens and has been tapping them to steal their technology to further undermine the USA. Plans are afoot to groom an Alien to become a Superspy that can cover their sloppy underhanded attempts to hide and control the World Economy in their favour.

/The CIA needs help covering up their Drug shipments that keep getting intercepted by know nothing foreign governments. This is no way to keep Black Budgets black. Christian Cult Churches raise vast sums of money for the CIA but it's never enough. More cutouts are needed. Like maybe another failed Bank. Extraordinary Rendition flights provided Dark Cover for darker cover drug distribution but that cover is blown.

Oops, is this supposed to be fiction? ;)
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Re: 7 reasons

Post by 4000islandsguy » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:12 am

The aliens made their unexpected discovery of Earth because they found a book in the pocket of a dead astronaut on Pluto. The book was a copy of Lonely Planet from 2006 So they decided to land at the lakeside before they realised there simply was no lake left.
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Re: 7 reasons

Post by 4000islandsguy » Tue Jul 22, 2014 4:16 am

4000islandsguy wrote:The aliens made their unexpected discovery of Earth because they found a book in the pocket of a dead astronaut on Pluto. The book was a copy of Lonely Planet from 2006 So they decided to land at the lakeside before they realised there simply was no lake left. Based on the succinct information they got from Lonely Planet the aliens had already come to the conclusion that the CIA was no good and they would not go into collusion.

It was then that they could think clearly and devised the brain child of their plan.
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Re: 7 reasons

Post by 4000islandsguy » Tue Jul 22, 2014 7:59 am

Had they known the unexpected repercussions of their actions, they counsel may have chose to call an emergency session. Hindsight is 20/20 so they named the child Gonky Honky Greedo lll (the third_). He is a distant relative of Thorsten Howell.
The mother died upon birth but that didn't mean much as Cambo greedo the second was the surrogate father . Willingly or otherwise...

so the former North korean forensics expert comes in only to be interfered with by the FBI. So the true identity of this next supercop trooper's identity remains uknown. The aliens even don't know, the North Korean is on to something but like most things it just goes over his head.

They examined the room the Gonk was born in with UV lights, semen on the sheets was found but nothing abnormal. They were also able to identify a substance known in most circles as pizza grease on the bed after further lab work. This is when the humans realised they were dealing with something entirely new. Scientists couldn't limit it down any further and the cops were stumped.
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Re: 7 reasons

Post by flying chicken » Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:34 am

Milord wrote:Don't forget that the NSA knows all about the Aliens and has been tapping them to steal their technology to further undermine the USA. Plans are afoot to groom an Alien to become a Superspy that can cover their sloppy underhanded attempts to hide and control the World Economy in their favour.

/The CIA needs help covering up their Drug shipments that keep getting intercepted by know nothing foreign governments. This is no way to keep Black Budgets black. Christian Cult Churches raise vast sums of money for the CIA but it's never enough. More cutouts are needed. Like maybe another failed Bank. Extraordinary Rendition flights provided Dark Cover for darker cover drug distribution but that cover is blown.
Good plot following the previous one from 1000island. But good movies isn't completed without romance. There should be a Stroppychop character somewhere being a groupie to the Alien rock stars.
EVERYONE BOW DOWN AND PAY EXTREME HOMAGE TO HIS MAJESTIES flying chicken©
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Re: 7 reasons

Post by Jaap N. » Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:48 am

4000islandsguy wrote:Could a mod change the title to the seven seasons to avoid any copyright infringement issues that may be lodged by adjacent retards in their parallel websites?

i mean after all the last thing we need is to get a bunch of snitches involved in this.
You can easily do that yourself, don't need a mod for that. Just go to the OP, click Edit, make the change(s) you want and Voilà!
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Re: 7 reasons

Post by 4000islandsguy » Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:31 am

So after a few dull conversations, it had finally dawned on him, that he shouldn't take sushi so lightly. This man was exquisite if not elegant and spoke few words. Even when he went out he still supported the cryogenic embryo he had brought into this world. At least the paradigm it was built upon.

In the meantime back on planet earth...

Being accosted by God and confronted with sunshine the aliens seized their moment and decided that enough was enough.
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Re: 7 reasons

Post by Milord » Fri Jul 25, 2014 12:36 pm

Great. Now gods f'n with stuff. Aren't aliens enough?
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