Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by Jaap N. » Wed Jul 16, 2014 7:25 am

I wish I good do this stuff! :Yahoo!:
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:54 pm

I have seen forums that have threads for flame wars but the idea of a bunch of honkies posin as OG rappers makes it more light hearted and funny. The straight flame wars usually just get tedious. Somebody mentioned without a beat it is hard to get into it and I agree with that. It helps to just make up a beat in your head when you read these.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by vladimir » Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:04 pm

4000islandsguy wrote:I am thinking about using youtube to get my shit off my motherfucking chest.
Just use Kleenex.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by Kampong Spooner » Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:20 pm

(DJ starts scratching as Scobienz and Gavin Mac body pop in matching Adidas tracksuits, Reebok Classics and white Nike caps)
Yo, yo, yo four forty’s in the house
Cambodia in the house
Making it out, we more famous than the grouse
Squash Mc from Laos like a fucking woodlouse

(Sing reggae bit)
So to all my keyboard warriors who type QWERTY
put your hands in the air if u four four tee
if you don’t raise a paw
then you a batty chi-chi
Go start your own subcategory

(Old skool beats)

Round 2 punk, I know a few things about ya
Native Teacher of Rap as a Foreign Language
Hell I aint be messing,
Take a voucher,
and get schooled with my free lesson
Derail this train of thought, you’re a wreck, 2nd guessing
Start confessin
You’ve had more cocks than Charlton Heston’s Smith and Wesson,

I get paid not played until the beat fades
Rain on the staid plays you claimed you made from 1st grade,
Get crushed like the bridge at the water parade,
Like Stain’s pussycat- it’s time you got spayed
You’re more ugly than a fish caught by Jeremy Wade,
Gonna beat ya, like I beat your mother,
When she was employed, as my motherfuckin’ housemaid

Fo’real
You’re about as fresh as a Chuck Norris Dim Sum,
Yo’ rhymes are grim son
like a Walkabout whore when you go and turn the lights on,
You’re more constricted than a constipated python
man, you suck more than a bag-less vacuum from Dyson,
Making you extinct like the original great plains bison,
best steer clear of here, becos I know you fear,
I’ll KO you bitch, lyrically bite off yo ear,
spit it out in the Mekong, and watch it disappear
Smack you out cold, like my name was Mike Tyson

You’re going down like a GSM slapper,
A RCAF chopper, un-stop-able, u aint no rapper,
You aint no player, you aint even in the game,
I aim to flame and maim and strike right into your forum mainframe,
Don’t shed a tear, it’s a shame but you’re the motherfucking one to blame
Just like yo daddy regrets your conception- the one time that he came

General Mac is whack like generic Xanax,
And goes about town smoking cheap cracker crack
Like William Glenn, found dead on his back
Listen to kid from the wrong side of the tracks
Hitting stacks thru the tax offa dead sexpats
Riding on the riddim with no time to relax
four four tee dontcha see thst you caught in a trap
we got a and the b, ceo get the c-rap

hold up
Time for me to question you
When you suck the pipe does it leave ya out of breath too?
I go to Def2, more frosty than an igloo,
I buy my ice and China white from the Hunsters fucking nephew

(Scoobs and Gavin wave hands furiously to get the crowd moviing)

(Du dur de dum)
So get tha fuck out
KIR says get the fuck out
AIA says get the fuck out
Scobienz say get the fuck out
Gavin mac says get the fuck out
440 says get the fuck out
1 more bout before the Spooner take you out….

(furious scratching, Scooby and Gavin waving hands in the air to inspire the crowd)

….take a side, don’t hide, best decide on who’s the motherfuckin champ,
and who’s the chump with the lump, and the expired visa stamp,
I take a sideswipe at this site and make sure it’s a curver,
Can’t DDOS, cos you just been served and you no longer have a server
Stop this shit cos it’s just getting silly,
So send my regards to General Milli and Orange Vanilli.
Cookin' MCs like a pound o'bacon
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by General Mackevili » Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:31 pm

HAHAHA! ! ! :bow:

So, when we all getting together and recording this? The album would sell.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:18 pm

I was thinking the same thing. As far as somebody saying this is silly, I don't see anything silly about it. :) Also GM, after seeing your rap I won't be going soft on you again. Don't hang yourself with the slack homeboy.

I also agree with whoever said topical variations could be fun. We all dissed each other but do something about backpackers, Angkor Wat or in my case starting this lonely planet. It gives a wider body of expression to draw from.
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Re: Write a rap song

Post by 4000islandsguy » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:29 pm

franzjaeger wrote:it's a loser thread,
but go ahead,
soon I'll be dead,
and you will live on
being just another john
Correct me if I am wrong but, if you rap you don't have admin protection? I need a ruling on this guys.
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Re: Write a rap song

Post by StroppyChops » Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:39 pm

4000islandsguy wrote:
franzjaeger wrote:it's a loser thread,
but go ahead,
soon I'll be dead,
and you will live on
being just another john
Correct me if I am wrong but, if you rap you don't have admin protection? I need a ruling on this guys.
Rappin' = puttin' it out there = givin' up protection
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:02 pm

Doing it boss.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by StroppyChops » Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:06 pm

4000islandsguy wrote:Do we concur?
Pretty sure you'll find it's an established principle... https://cambodiaexpatsonline.com/viewtop ... t=10#p1606" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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