Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by StroppyChops » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:41 pm

General Mackevili wrote:I've merged the 2 rap threads...just so everyone knows...

I've been in bed crying with a hangover all day, so no 16 bars from me today..

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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by GUS » Tue Jul 15, 2014 9:54 pm

first of all- can people please at least allude to their beat. LTO was the the only rhyme that made any sense without beat, and like sarcasm beat is not easily guessed on Internet forums.
GM stop making bitch ass excuses, let's battle son.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Tue Jul 15, 2014 10:54 pm

I am thinking about using youtube to get my shit off my motherfucking chest.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:03 pm

GUS wrote:first of all- can people please at least allude to their beat. LTO was the the only rhyme that made any sense without beat, and like sarcasm beat is not easily guessed on Internet forums.
GM stop making bitch ass excuses, let's battle son.
Okay, I kick it with a TI king down low beat.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by HotRecruiter » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:11 pm

Freedom Park - more like a shot in the dark!
Can't put up a sign, Like it's some big crime?

People getting indoctrinated, eating all the lies - yeah, you hate it!
People should be commemoratin' - all the mess they makin'!
Head bangin', bearing arms, swingin' batons - right on!
That's the fear of their peers - they be shakin'!

All I can say - best get out of my way!
Because the day will come - Kingdom Come!
And it will rain all day ... All day ... All day ...
I told you, you m*f!in' dumb dumb...

(Figure out my beat, my khmizzle...)
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:16 pm

The gonk and the donk on the chilli front aint exempt
beat your wife beater that is made out of hemp.

Extortion in proportion when you go to pontoon
Come home with a few jew niggas find out soon

When he comes to ban me, i am finally free
upset suspicions followed by some superstitions.

live life alone but i have my ambitions
man boobs and biscuits is my new religion,

So when he comes to me lookin' all lumpy

I grit my teeth from some bad beef
and welcome humpty dumpty.

Didn't do it all for nothing,
could be up to something


GM I am talkin' to you Homey.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by HotRecruiter » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:22 pm

Cuz I'm the Lyrical Conspiricist
Can you keep up wit dis?

I got the lock down, da rap down, da hip hop sound
And you can't even give me a reach around?

Da rap game .. Dem slain .. Ain't ' shame ...
We's for real - and you can't claim

Da hip hop, da trip hop, da what? [ high-pitched "what?" ]
Ya best step real or get a kick in da butt! [ same - high-pitched "butt!" ]

(Just some random stuff I want to write for da record ... Fo' real yo', dis shiz can ROLL off ya' tongue if ya lets it!)
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Tue Jul 15, 2014 11:36 pm

Put your hands in the air if you are white!!!

everybody else spread your legs and keep your hands up.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by General Mackevili » Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:02 am

"GM I am talkin' to you Homey,"
That shit was so personal, I feel that ya know me.

You livin up in Laos, but dat place is so whack,
I planned a 1-month vacation, in 3 days I came back.

4,000 islands? Shit, I saw 1, maybe 2,
they were tourist traps filled with cunts, just like you.

You live a sad, lonely life, you're the definition of boredom,
Laos is so fucking lame, it ain't even got it's own forum

4Kislands, god damn, you rap with such style,
you're lyrics are better than that guy's in 8 Mile.

I still can't decide if you're a friend or a foe,
but when you swing through my city, we'll meet up for sho. :beer1:

And Kampong Spooner, I got nothing for you but hugs and kisses,
maybe you're just upset because I'm banging your missus.

When I heard about you, thought it was time that we stop it,
but the rumors were true, you're the size of a Hobbit.

I could eat 10 whole pizzas, you probably could't eat the crust,
and I know that you're broke, 1 paycheck away from going bust.

It's all fun and games until someone's feelings get hurt,
try to fuck with me and I'll leave you face down in the dirt.

Gotta love HotRecruiter, he be gettin them paperz,
some people talk shit, but they just jealous haterz.

Cowshed, your lyrics are funny, it was nice to see you try,
but if I said you were good, we'd all know it'd be a lie.

You guys done fucked up, talkin about Detroit Muscle,
he's a fucking animal and he don't wear a muzzle.

This has been fun talking shit on this thread,
but say it to my face and you're guaranteed dead.

And I got nothing but love my brotha, The Dragon,
CEO's kickin ass, and yes, I be braggin.

And LTO, that was tight, it came as a quite shocker,
you're clearly a gangsta, but I always took you for a punk rocker.

Vladamir, that was sweet, you always so punny,
I love when you rant about lawyers and money.

Thanks to all of my homies for supporting the site,
now I'm done talkin shit, so to all a goodnight.

8)



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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by Cowshed Cowboy » Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:49 am

Rofl boys - gave me a good laugh before lights out. This thread should continue with topical updates.

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