Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

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Re: Write a rap song

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HAHAHA! ! WTF! !

I feel I'll have to write something tomorrow, or lose major face! !

Keep em coming, people! ! !
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Keep it coming?!?!?! You better rap!
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vladimir wrote:In order not to infringe upon the creative talents of a thread in the asinine area, I am creating a thread of multi-posters to write a rap song, so I'll start: V

I think I'm so cool
But I'm just a fool...
That is where you are wrong Vlad. Maybe you can't rhyme but your puns can save the world son!
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Ok. I'll too drink to think.!

You'll never guess where I am, cough, Pontoon.

I just realized there are 2 threads like this! I'm fucked! !

My phone will for e soon, which is fortunate for all of us...
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Re: Write a rap song

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Hey bro whadda you know
I'm joining the fun, flowing the flow
I ain't Judge Dredd or Right Said Fred
I'm the Tartan Cowboy, rapping the shed

I is what I is, I am what I am
A Pattaya boy chilling Siam
I'm not rock bottom, I ain't no feeder
I'm a number cruncher, a finance leader

But something's brewing, wake up, smell it
Junta's in town, torch paper's lit
They be planning a crackdown,
A back to back, visa running smackdown

What's gone wrong, what am I missing,
Where is the smile, why all the dissing,
Look's to me my baht's no good,
Time to change my mother fucking hood,
Ain't an old codger, no coffin dodger
Here I come Cam fucking bodger
Yes sir, I can boogie, I can boogie, boogie, boogie all night long.
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Re: Write a rap song

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Oops wrong thread,
My brain's gone dead
Yes sir, I can boogie, I can boogie, boogie, boogie all night long.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

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Kampong Spooner wrote:Yo wassup G's here comes and internet lurker
Heavyweight, supershot Nepalese gurkha,
A sherpa
Carrying the can for four four oh,
Popping up across the shop to battle CEO, yo

My beats are Pol Pot dope and my rhymes are tight
watching whites taking bites on shitty internet sites
and i'm usually in bed by ten at night

No apologies that be how my crew rolls
Not wasting precious time by feedin the trolls,
Can't bribe my diatribe, all about the hyperbole
Getting thinking men dis-cussin' is the only goal

Respect to the man with the spiel
no keyboard warrior when he flex steel
original smack daddy Mr Keeping It Riel,
Never underestimate the 4oh's mass appeal
Or face the ban hammer that he wields with zeal

So when Lolrel and Hardly bomb his site with spam
He owns you both like he owns the toys and pram
Ouch! can you feel it? Teh hammer o'ban
Leading the crew cos he don't give a damn

And props to my homie Andy in Asian
Trawling the Twitter just to feed you information
sure he sometimes act like his shit don't stink
but he speaks his mind with a PPP link

What have we got over here?
CEO spreading online gonorrhea,
Buying FC beers to cure his daughters tears,
Sorry boy but yo' rent's still in arrears

Started by some techsavvy trailer trash,
Whose wife makes pies for extra cash,
Like his fireworks he'll be gone in a flash
and all that's left'll be his gay mustache

Machiavelli was a political preacher,
not a washed up, obese, kindergarten teacher,
A pizza eater is his number 1 feature,
Pawnd by ladyboys and hideous creatures.

A story of a boy named D Muscle,
A skinny kid who thought that he could hustle
Tells everyone he's got a girl, wow how mental,
The first white man to bang an oriental,
Well Mr M, brought the beef,
Showing off to his 'friends' who think that he's a chief,
calling the big man a lot of rude names,
Now he's alone wanking off to video games.

I got banned for four forty
They cry upset and haughty
I wasn't really bad, just a little bit naughty
So set a new site where the protest don't stop
And make a Nazi logo on the photoshop
Where everyone's as sweet as a lollypop
Like Cambod in the pool- it's a belly flop

K440 vs CEO, only one needs to boast how their site will grow,
can ya find viagra in HTML,
phpBB baby, make it big to let the egos swell,
So my time's out and it's time to play it frugal,
From #1 in Cambodia- can't even find your forum on Google.


PEACE.
Hahahah, nice! Very creative.
EVERYONE BOW DOWN AND PAY EXTREME HOMAGE TO HIS MAJESTIES flying chicken©
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Re: Write a rap song

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You are in the right thread. Vlad just got so jealous he had to bite my idea therefor confusing us all.
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Re: Write a rap song

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it's a loser thread,
but go ahead,
soon I'll be dead,
and you will live on
being just another john
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

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I've merged the 2 rap threads...just so everyone knows...

I've been in bed crying with a hangover all day, so no 16 bars from me today..

:dm:
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