Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

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Re: Write a rap song

Post by nightmare.believer » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:42 pm

Boring.old. Cunt.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:43 pm

I say nigga please,
Is it a Sherpa or gurkha?
i am motherfucking mohamed jihad so durka fuckin durka.
So stick to lurkin in ya fuckin burkha,
Your rap skills about as trivial
as the menu at Perkins

You can call me a cynic
but the only heat you pack is down at the clinic
put you on a stretcher like you was david fletcher
without growth hormones you couldn’t beat a mormon.
We all know your sort and if you don’t abort
you be rappin to APLE and the appellate court


Cuttin and cussin without the fuss and muss
verse after verse with out rehearsal.
from here it only gets worse.
KIR and PB getting pegs on doing ’role reversal

Scoobz ain’t never rode a limo but he might see a hearse.

Triflin down at GSM with your boys feastin on katoeys.

Took KIR drivel spout and stuck it up his uptight snout.

Critical issues, when you draw your tissues,
Momma Phat on the MiC just straight up dissed you.


Ran into AIA around the way, at wat P, in the day, hustlin' all the way.
Circlin’ in his hyundai on rims that make my cry.

hittin’ the rocks like he was superfly snookah, rocking wit a hookah,
smoking rocks off a cheap kerosine cookah.
the next place i go he had a can of crisco
I dun even need to repeat what happens next anymo'


Before I prayed to God i came to sodomize your dog.
So go and call the cops,you ain't fit to cop second slops from the likes of stroppy chops.



A man’s home is his castle I don’t want a hassle,
I’m the reason why they bulletproofed Whitecastle.

Word to your mother.
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Re: Write a rap song

Post by djones » Mon Jul 14, 2014 8:52 pm

Is this necessary? What does it add?
Obviously i'm not talking to vlad ;)
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Re: Write a rap song

Post by potty » Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:16 pm

Fußball ist unser Leben, denn Könisch Fußball regiert die Welt...
Wir kämpfen und geben alles bis dann ein Tor nach dem andern fällt...

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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by rick o'shea » Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:35 pm

4000islandsguy wrote: So go and call the cops,you ain't fit to cop second slops from the likes of stroppy chops.

Word to your mother.
mad skills bro! some cream be needed for that burn!
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Re: Write a rap song

Post by 4000islandsguy » Mon Jul 14, 2014 9:55 pm

vladimir wrote:In order not to infringe upon the creative talents of a thread in the asinine area, I am creating a thread of multi-posters to write a rap song, so I'll start: V

I think I'm so cool
But I'm just a fool...
ladyboys on the town
make my penis drool.
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Re: Rap wars, keep it real ya feel me?

Post by 4000islandsguy » Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:03 pm

Well next you thing you know I will find it is stroppychops' best friend lol
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Re: Write a rap song

Post by LTO » Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:13 pm

think I'm so cool
But I'm just a fool...

"Boring. Old. Cunt."

ladyboys on the town
make my penis drool.

"Boring. Old. Cunt."

red, white and bluel
I'm just a tool.

"Boring. Old. Cunt."

don't shut me down
I got no school.

"Boring. Old. Cunt."

so I'm a tool and a fool.

"Boring. Old. Cunt."

my penis drools.

"Boring. Old. Cunt."

I'm just a tool.

"Boring. Old. Cunt."

And a fool.

"Boring. Old. Cunt."

red, white and bluel
my penis drools!

"Boring. Old. Cunt."
"Boring. Old. Cunt."
"Boring. Old. Cunt."
"Boring. Old. Cunt."
"Boring. Old. Cunt."...
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Re: Write a rap song

Post by 4000islandsguy » Mon Jul 14, 2014 11:06 pm

Wow LTO you have been signed yet?
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Re: Write a rap song

Post by LTO » Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:10 am

4000islandsguy wrote:Wow LTO you have been signed yet?
I'm a dapper rapper
with a flapper slapper
lookin for another cuz I wanna tap her.
"Boring. Old. Cunt."
"Boring. Old. Cunt."
"Boring. Old. Cunt."
"Boring. Old. Cunt."
"Boring. Old. Cunt."...
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