Porn stars to wear goggles under new law ?

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Porn stars to wear goggles under new law ?

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A handsome delivery man arrives offering more than just a pizza. A pretty young woman opens the door. Flirtation ensues. Clothes are cast off. Then out come the goggles.

Goggles?

Porn stars could soon be forced to don far more protection than just condoms in California. New rules proposed last week by the state’s Division of Occupational Safety and Health Standards (OSHA) would require adult film actors to wear eye gear for many scenes. The rules, which have yet to be finalized, would also impose strict hygiene standards and outlaw common porn practices.
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Porn companies and actors beg to differ. They say that the new rules are ridiculous. If condoms and dental dams dampen the fantasy of adult films, then wearing goggles will drown it once and for all (although fans of doctor and woodworking fantasies might beg to differ).
LOL.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 86176.html
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:twisted: kinky :twisted:
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seems right, especially for water sports
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This is California, where are the Hazmat suits ? I read that a couple years ago that porn has been moving from the Valley to Vegas over the OSHA condom ruling anyway.
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Facials will never be the same.
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Just a quick snorkel, dear!

Goggle is your friend...
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Japanese porn stars have been wearing goggles for ages! :lol:
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^^^^^ All the fake whining makes it unwatchable. They could wear burkhas for all I care.
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