Pet peeves, niggles and minor annoyances

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Re: Pet peeves, niggles and minor annoyances

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John Bingham wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:44 pm
ItWasntMe wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 8:54 pm

There are portable platforms for launching missiles I'm sure but that's a different type of device as far as I know.
Sure, but it could feasibly be called a laptop if it has a screen and buttons and a hinge? Especially if it can only blow things up and you can't play games on it or look at TikTok videos?
Screen, buttons and a hinge...

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(hey, this is asinine, so anything goes.)
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Re: Pet peeves, niggles and minor annoyances

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Doc67 wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:42 pm
John Bingham wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:44 pm
ItWasntMe wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 8:54 pm

There are portable platforms for launching missiles I'm sure but that's a different type of device as far as I know.
Sure, but it could feasibly be called a laptop if it has a screen and buttons and a hinge? Especially if it can only blow things up and you can't play games on it or look at TikTok videos?
Screen, buttons and a hinge...

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(hey, this is asinine, so anything goes.)
buttons? I'd say switches on a minor ..oh maybe the high beam button on the floor...no a switch..but surely buttons are what keep your cardigan shut or your trouser fly??? ..but I get your point :beer3:
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Re: Pet peeves, niggles and minor annoyances

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one_dolla wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:34 am
Doc67 wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:42 pm
John Bingham wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:44 pm
ItWasntMe wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 8:54 pm

There are portable platforms for launching missiles I'm sure but that's a different type of device as far as I know.
Sure, but it could feasibly be called a laptop if it has a screen and buttons and a hinge? Especially if it can only blow things up and you can't play games on it or look at TikTok videos?
Screen, buttons and a hinge...

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(hey, this is asinine, so anything goes.)
buttons? I'd say switches on a minor ..oh maybe the high beam button on the floor...no a switch..but surely buttons are what keep your cardigan shut or your trouser fly??? ..but I get your point :beer3:
I had a look. Can you name what they all do? I have: lights (L), choke (C) and the red one I think is bonnet release. The lowest one I think is the heater. One is the windscreens wipers (maybe the S?). That leaves two unknowns. Any clues?

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Re: Pet peeves, niggles and minor annoyances

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Doc67 wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:16 pm
one_dolla wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2023 10:34 am
Doc67 wrote: Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:42 pm
John Bingham wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 9:44 pm
ItWasntMe wrote: Sat Nov 25, 2023 8:54 pm

There are portable platforms for launching missiles I'm sure but that's a different type of device as far as I know.
Sure, but it could feasibly be called a laptop if it has a screen and buttons and a hinge? Especially if it can only blow things up and you can't play games on it or look at TikTok videos?
Screen, buttons and a hinge...

Image

(hey, this is asinine, so anything goes.)
buttons? I'd say switches on a minor ..oh maybe the high beam button on the floor...no a switch..but surely buttons are what keep your cardigan shut or your trouser fly??? ..but I get your point :beer3:
I had a look. Can you name what they all do? I have: lights (L), choke (C) and the red one I think is bonnet release. The lowest one I think is the heater. One is the windscreens wipers (maybe the S?). That leaves two unknowns. Any clues?

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c = choke (cold start enrich fuel mixture)
w = wipers
l = lights
s = starter (pull out to operate starter motor)
Red with a warning triangle is hazard warning switch - all four indicators flash most likely aftermarket item might be dealer fitted
button on floor below clutch is head lamp main/dip beam switch
the lower black knob wind screen washer pump
The pull out control above the temperature gauge is most likely heater control it basically opens a valve allowing hot water in the engine to flow through the radiator...
the stalk on the left of the steering wheel is indicators only
Horn push likely centre of steering wheel
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