Fortunately the chickens are alive and well. The live chickens have had their feet bound with tape. Not clear from the photo whether they have had their beaks tied as well.
We also have two empty water bottles with straws attached, indicating that the perp is probably a meth-head. There is also a pair of flip-flops belonging to the alleged perp, along with one plastic bag with a squashed and mouldy sandwich. Possibly used as bait to lure the unsuspecting chickens.

It's fairly obvious that we have a meth-head, chicken rustler who had lured two chickens using the crusty remains of a sandwich. The victims were stashed inside the shopping bags. As the perp was making good his escape, he
was interupted by the fowl house owner causing him to panic and drop the bags and all the other evidence, as well as his footwear in his escape.

In other news, police are on the lookout for a thief who stole a pair of shoes from outside the local Wat.


On the other hand, it may have been Colonel Mustard in the chicken coop with the candelabra.

Intrigue, high crime At uncle’s funeral

Today at Uncle’s funeral, world renowned local chef Keth Flod was preparing his signature dish.
Keth had a habit of drinking the ingredients while cooking, often with comic but disastrous results.

Unfortunately, the Rice Wine was not the best quality, resulting in the chef being cooked long before the ingredients, though he was accustomed to being blind drunk.

The competent authorities had heard that a party of some type was ‘on the cards’ and in the interest of the public good determined with all haste to bring any party doers and aforementioned card players for re-education.
Disguised as two old bags out shopping, two rank officials, a 1 star and a 5 star gendarme surveilled the area, but failed to conceal their rank.
Sadly, no crime was actually observed as the rice wine had been consumed by the chef, who did a runner, forgetting his shoes which have now been confiscated following the legal procedure.
The two chickens, also accomplices of the chef, pleaded innocence- their claim is that they were not drinking but being marinaded. They have been taken into custody, but it is not known what will be their fate. When we contacted the gendarme for more information, they were out to lunch.