Male contraception

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Male contraception

Post by Anchor Moy » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:24 pm

Interesting article from the Guardian on new developments in male contraception.
There are, despite an ancient and colourful history, only three forms of male contraception: condoms, withdrawal and vasectomy. The first condoms were used by Pasiphae, wife of King Minos of Crete, who used a goat’s bladder in her vagina to protect against his sperm, which was said to contain scorpions and serpents that killed his mistresses. The withdrawal method got bad press in the bible when Onan withdrew and spilt his seed rather than impregnate his widowed sister-in-law, Tamar. God was very displeased with this contraceptive method and killed him. Vasectomy was first offered to a man in Indiana in 1899 as a cure for his “excessive masturbation” – an alternative to the more conventional treatment of castration. The vasectomy was a great success and the physician reported that the patient “became more of a sunny disposition, brighter of intellect and ceased to masturbate”.

And we really haven’t progressed much since then. There is still no reversible male contraceptive, apart from condoms.
...
[But these methods are being tested: ]
The injection

The clean-sheets pill

The herb

The implant

The genetic drug

The hormonal pill

The “bright” pill
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle ... th-control" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Male contraception

Post by hanno » Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:42 pm

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Re: Male contraception

Post by vladimir » Mon Jul 06, 2015 6:17 pm

You guys realise that before religious opportunist nutters invented marriage no one gave a crap/clap about this, right?
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Re: Male contraception

Post by Anchor Moy » Mon Jul 06, 2015 9:32 pm

hanno wrote:Image
Now this would probably work ! :lol:
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Re: Male contraception

Post by Duncan » Mon Jul 06, 2015 10:35 pm

Anchor Moy wrote:Interesting article from the Guardian on new developments in male contraception.
There are, despite an ancient and colourful history, only three forms of male contraception: condoms, withdrawal and vasectomy. The first condoms were used by Pasiphae, wife of King Minos of Crete, who used a goat’s bladder in her vagina to protect against his sperm, which was said to contain scorpions and serpents that killed his mistresses. The withdrawal method got bad press in the bible when Onan withdrew and spilt his seed rather than impregnate his widowed sister-in-law, Tamar. God was very displeased with this contraceptive method and killed him. Vasectomy was first offered to a man in Indiana in 1899 as a cure for his “excessive masturbation” – an alternative to the more conventional treatment of castration. The vasectomy was a great success and the physician reported that the patient “became more of a sunny disposition, brighter of intellect and ceased to masturbate”.

And we really haven’t progressed much since then.


There is still no reversible male contraceptive, apart from condoms.
...



[But these methods are being tested: ]
The injection

The clean-sheets pill

The herb

The implant

The genetic drug

The hormonal pill

The “bright” pill
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle ... th-control" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


There is a contraceptive for men that is never talked about, but is common in the cattle industry, where you need a ''teaser'' bull that will not impregnate the female cow but will alert you to the fact that she is on heat and ready to be artificially inseminated.

The testicles' of men and beasts need to be about 2 degrees lower than the body temperature to manufacturer healthy sperm, [ which is why you have been warned you should not wear tight sports pants for too long ]
To make a ''teaser bull '' , when they are just a few weeks old, the testies are pushed up into the body cavity, and held there by putting the castrator ring around the scrotum . Unlike making a steer where the castrator ring is placed hard up against the body , and cutting of the circulation to the testies.

To make a long story short, the testies of men can be pushed up into the body cavity, where they often are before puberty or on a cold day, for periods of ??? days making them overheat and stop making sperm, before releasing them to the dropped position and repeating again. . Other men have used the ''sportsmen '' approach where reflective material is placed in the underpants to overheat the testies.

The only problem is one will never know if the system is working or not unless you have regular fertility tests [ or she gets pregnant]



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Re: Male contraception

Post by Jamie_Lambo » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:21 am

i prefer playing russian roulette!!
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