LAST WILL - a Template

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LAST WILL - a Template

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Last will
After a few foreigners died here in quick succession i learned what a mess it can be for those left behind or have to take care of whatever remains. Most of us Expats think nothing matters to you once your dead. It's simply "GAME OVER". Sure, for you , yes but what about everyone else who has to take care of whatever is left from you ?

One guy here got it right from begin with. He had the benefit of exactly knowing his fate because he had cancer in a late state. He hired a Khmer woman which knew all the details of his condition and moved into a resort where the management also knew all details. Than he asked the Immigration for a visit and told them all the details so they wouldn't have to go through the ordeal to send off his corpse to Phnom Penh where it has to wait in a refridgerator/morgue until his relatives (which have to be found first) decide what to do with his remains. Thirdly he went to the local Hospital, gave the director all the details what do do in case he only had a few days left. Alll said and done he also contacted his ex-wife and child that he was about to die and they made it just in time to see him off and attend the funeral at the local Buddhist Wat where he was cremated.
I learned that the Resort was fully paid, the Hospital was fully paid for his treatment with Morphine and the Buddhist Wat got 300 USD for the Cremation. It only took 24 hrs between his death an his creamtion.

This is just a first attempt for a Template for those interested. Feel free to add/change things because by no means i am an expert.

TEMPLATE
Last Will - Template

This is just a template which you have to complete yourself. It's important that this document in it's final version should be translated into your home language and khmer so it's legalized in Cambodia and your Home Country.

Last Will, Dated :..,..,20.. Kampot, Cambodia
Issued by: Mr. (Given Name, Family Name)

In case of my death i declare following points as my last will:

1. I do not want my body to be transferred to Phnom Penh to await confirmation of my family what to do with my corpse.

2. I do want to be cremated at the ........................ Pagoda on ..........................Road near my home at the earliest possible time.

3. I do not want to have an autopsy performed on my body

4. In case that my condition is based on a serious health issue i want to be transferred to : (.................................Hospital, in........................) in order to treat pain etc. if my condition is terminal.

5. The ......................... Embassy in Phnom Penh should be informed. A copy of my last will should be sent there by ............................... (Recommandation is to send your last will at an early time and not to wait until your death is imminent) This is not recommended however if you detail your possessions like bank account etc. since people/governments may take advantage of this info !!

6. My current residence is..........................................., . (tel. )

7. My Cambodian Bank Accounts at : a) .................................................................................Bank in ...............................................
b)
c)
incl. all monetary funds and balances should be handed over to: ...........................................................................................................
I ask this person to pay all hospital and cremation bills from the Wat Kampot and any related transportation costs. Any remaining balance should:to be used at their discretion.

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Copies of this last will should be AVAILABLE FOR:

1. Your Embassy in Phnom Penh or nearby countries in case your government does not have an embassy here in Cambodia, SO SEND IT BEFORE YOU DIE !
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2. Immigration Police in ........................, THIS COPY SHOULD BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR HOME AND EASY TO FIND FOR THE IMMIGRATION, AFTER YOU DIED ! They usually look for computers, mobile phones, motorcycles etc. and any cash that they can find, so extra care is advisable.
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3. ............................................... Hospital ,in..........................., attn. Director ............................r, I SUGGEST TO MEET THE DIRECTOR N PERSON FIRST AND LET HIM/HER PROVIDE YOU WITH A FORM OF WHAT TREATMENT YOU WANT, OR NOT IN CASE OF A LIFETHREATENING CONDITION !!
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4. CAREFULL ABOUT THIS POINT: Your family members and any receipient of your last will should only get a copy of your last will after "YOU DIED" !
A trusted person here in Cambodia should send the "Completed Last Will" which includes anything of value a person is supposed to receive as an inheritance to that receipient. It may well be not a member of your family or family relatives. It's for you to decide.
IF THE RECEIPIENT RECEIVES YOUR LAST WILL BEFORE YOU DIE YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WILL TRY TO GET YOU KILLED IN ORDER TO GET THE INHERITENCE !

For legal reasons some countries ask for a handwritten version of your last will, so keep this in mind.


THIS IS JUST A TEMPLATE AND ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT OR COMPLETION IS WELLCOMED.
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Here is another option. RECOMPOSE !
Die and become Fertilizer.
https://www.seattletimes.com/life/recom ... -business/
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In a will by private document the testator writes the whole text by himself – by hand – and affixes his signature. This type of will is more susceptible to fraudulency, since it doesn’t involve a notary or an attorney, explains Hib. He says that, even more so than with a notarised document, this type of testament should be taken to a court by the executor of the successors for the application of probate.


https://www.b2b-cambodia.com/articles/g ... -cambodia/
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Point #4 seems a bit redundant if you're dead.
You must walk in traffic to cross the road - Cambodian proverb
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THIS IS JUST A TEMPLATE AND ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR IMPROVEMENT OR COMPLETION IS WELLCOMED.


1. Buy a shredder;
2. Plug it in;
3. Insert this shite in the shredder;
4. Sell shredder on CEO.

What's next emm, a DIY vasectomy manual?
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Scientists Monitored 631 People As They Died. This Is What They Found

https://www.vice.com/en/article/wx8bz9/ ... they-found
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IF THE RECEIPIENT RECEIVES YOUR LAST WILL BEFORE YOU DIE YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE PEOPLE ACTUALLY WILL TRY TO GET YOU KILLED IN ORDER TO GET THE INHERITENCE !
You seem entirely unhinged.
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@nemo
Just trying to keep you entertained. Thanks for reading !
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